HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, which owns American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Britain's Got Talent, England's X-Factor, and The Stand Up Comedians Rehab has expressed to Cheryl Cole that he would love to have Lindsa...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Paris Hilton called up her therapist and scheduled an unscheduled therapy session. The Southern California socialite whose biggest worry has always been whether to charge something on her VISA card or her MasterCard is heartbroken over the fact that her brand new homing pigeon Mr. Wing Wing left his pigeon roost two days ago and has not returned. Hilton said that usually wh...
MALIBU BEACH - It appears that two of Tinsel Town's biggest divas the Hilton girls, Paris and Perez have both shown that they are about as civilized as two Taliban warriors. The two were attending a Charlie Sheen "Winning Wienie Roast" on the beach when they began posturing for position next to the host who was throwing wienies on the grill like they were marshmallows. Sheen had sent his two...
This morning it was announced that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton will appear in an updated movie based upon the old 1960's underground comic, "Weird Socks", that came out in the 1960's. The idea isn't new as Stephen King once did a trilogy movie...
Birthday Girl Paris Hilton wowed fans at her 30th Birthday bash wearing a wonderful low cut dress to show all her fans she's still got what it takes. Paris, who's famous for doing absolutely nothing of any importance smiled and waved at photographers...
A new reality show with Paris Hilton is on slate this summer on the FOX Network, loosely based on the old black & white television series, "The Many Loves of Dobbie Gillis". The new show will be a reality show as Paris Hilton plays the diffic...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton who really hasn't done much of anything for quite sometime told her hairdresser Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon that she will soon begin filming the motion picture Freckles - The Lindsay Lohan Story. Hilton was asked by Pa...
Sources are reporting that the man arrested in 2010 for allegedly trying to break into Paris Hilton's home in the Hollywood Hills, was in fact trying to break out of the premises. An unnamed source in the LA Police department alleges that the "in...
Reign, reign and more reign is the whether forecast for those who are ruled by Queen Elizabeth. Snow wonder that many Brits are trying to pull out their heir. Prince Charles has his bus pass but not his crown as King. This was NOT in his plans as a young man. During his teenage years he suffered from OCD - stressing about when he would be sitting on the throne himself. He received couns...
HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton pretty much ran neck and neck in the 2010 Celebrity Publicity Race. "I'm Hot" Hilton backed off towards the end when told by her attorney that if she did not start acting like a normal person she was goi...
BEVERLY HILLS - The word on the street of Beverly Hills is that Lindsay "Freckles" Lohan is truly serious about getting her act together. The Hollywood 'bad girl' has vowed to never do anything dumb, stupid, or idiotic, that will land her back in...
SAN PAULO, Brazil - Hollywood socialite and queen of Hollywood's glitter glam world pranced up and down the runway at The Annual San Paulo Fashionista Fashion Show Extravaganza which was held at The Brazil Nuts Convention Auditorium. The famous bl...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was sitting in The Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends cut, her black roots dyed blonde, her nose hairs trimmed, and her ear lobes botoxed. Her hair stylist FuFi Fondue told her that he had just read in Left Coa...
Scientists at LCH in Switzerland were elated today when a major question regarding the nature of our universe appeared to be solved. Paris Hilton's brain was hurtled through the Swiss Hadron Collider and smashed into a similar size particle at close...
Socialite and sex tape star Paris Hilton has been sent to a North Korean labour camp after trying to become Kim Jong-Il's best friend. Ms Hilton wanted to become the North Korean dictator's friend after hearing about his vast fortune, luxury homes...
While Paris Hilton was noticeably absent from Nicole Ritchie's wedding, Hilton dodged questions from the press regarding the still percolating rift between the former reality TV co-stars by claiming that she had "Hotter" things to do on that day.
Washington D.C. - After the TSA's success with the Sensual Massage pat down line over Thanks Giving, they are adding another service, the Cosmetic Surgery Line. Lady Gaga "Get your pat down and nose job," said Lady Gaga, sporting a new look as...
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