Written by Mr Goster

Friday, 18 February 2011

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Star Quality

Birthday Girl Paris Hilton wowed fans at her 30th Birthday bash wearing a wonderful low cut dress to show all her fans she's still got what it takes. Paris, who's famous for doing absolutely nothing of any importance smiled and waved at photographers for over twenty minutes until she got bored and moved inside for a questions and answers (Q&A) session with her beloved fans.

This is where Paris really came into her own as her fans were in fine form, and she skilfully answered such questions as 'What does it feel like to be 30?', 'Was Prison Good?' and 'What is it you actually do?'.

One lifelong fan, Paris Official Lookalike and obsessive Harris Pilton, 23, said 'I've waited all my life for this moment, to finally meet the person I idolise. Ever since I was a young boy I dreamed of meeting her. She's soooo wonderful. I want to be her. '

Her agent, Sue Anybody said, 'This is the side of Paris the public need to see. She adores her people, I mean, take this Q&A session, she's been here 20 minutes now and made thirteen costume changes! Who else shows that sort of dedication? She really does have star quality. '

When questions and signing books and autographs had finished Paris treated everyone to birthday cake and pomagne.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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