MODESTO, California - The world of drugs is often times a dungeon of dark and mysterious underworld wheelings and dealings. Drug cartels continue to viciously battle each other to be the top dog in the drug house. Two of Colombia's top drug carte...
London, England & New London, Connecticut - Recent studies conducted in the US and UK have found that American and British doctors share one thing in common: they hate their jobs. Both American and British primary care physicians report in ove...
Atlanta, GA - The Center for Musical Disease Control in Atlanta has announced that the Bee Gees' hit song "Stayin' Alive" has one of the best beats for performing CPR. The song played during John Travolta's famous dancing scene in Saturday Night...
The Global Food Crisis Summit was held in Rome, Italy this past week. Agricultural ministers, medical experts, and political activists from around the world convened in the Eternal City to resolve the present worldwide food crisis. Below is a copy of the first day's schedule of lectures and activities that have been sponsored by the United Nation's Food and Agriculture Organization.
Today's headline news out of Europe reports of archaeologists discovering an ancient skeleton of a young woman in the Greek city of Veria that apparently underwent a medical procedure known as trepaning (or trephining).
Doctor Bud Light, of West Suffolk Hospital, Bury St Edmunds, has made what is already being hailed as the medical discovery of the century.
A female werewolf covered in hair and with a shaggy tail works as a Gynecologist in a medical office. After barking at the moon that she saw on her patients behind, she proceeded to tell her patient this joke in a satirical manner:...
Former "7th Heaven" sweetie, Jessica Biel is posing for "Scalpel", the US Medical Journal.
Today in Annapolis, Maryland, a shocking medical mystery occured. A woman gave birth to a 33-year old man.
Biotech International shocked the medical community by introducing the world's most economical heart regulating pacemaker today. Although a bit cumbersome by today's standards the astounding cost savings more than make up for the slight incon...
Medical journals have reported that early trials of a new anti-bigotry drug have shown promising results. The drug, known as "antiprej", was recently tested on a group of Bush Administration policymakers and officials from some well-known...
HAVANA (Cuba Libre) - Wannabe black nationalist, "Buggin' Out", from Spike Lee's film 'Do The Right Thing' now lives in Havana, Cuba, where he enjoys racial equality and perks like socialized medical care.
Illinois Senator and democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama unvieled what he calls a "Universal Health Care and Insurance Plan" that will insure that all U.S. citizens have medical insurance coverage. The plan will also cause those...
A man from Bognor Regis in Scotland is at the end of his tether, for try as he might, he just can't seem to shake his chronic depression.
BETHESDA, Md. - Recent research shows American women are revolting against having mammograms, opting instead to have a more "hands on" breast exam, which may partly explain why rates of cancer have decreased significantly in the last fe...
New York, New York - The New England Journal of Medicine announced this week it made a correlation between the Human Papillomavirus (HPV), oral sex and throat-cancer. Research shows a higher potential for developing throat-cancer by engaging in oral...
Manhattan, NYC, NY - Pharmaceutical Giant Eli Lilly, manufacturer of Prozac, today held a press conference in upper Manhattan to unveil it's much anticipated "Prozac Monitor". This clever yet simple device will be worn by users of the miracle mood-s...
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