Britain's Got Talent, the TV variety show that tours Great Britain attempting to discover quality entertainers from the country's mundane and miserable ranks of misfits, has sacked one of the show's three judges,
UK broadcaster ITV was today fined a record £5.6m by regulator OFCOM for the 'never ending stream of puerile drivel spewing from a mediocre network with no sense of quality control'. ITV is said to be conducting a phone-in poll of its board o...
Karen Matthews, the mother of neglected 9-year-old schoolgirl Shannon Matthews, has landed a starring role in the next series of ITV1 prison drama Bad Girls.
Jeremy Beadle, the much-loved prankster who was responsible for shows such as Game For A Laugh, You've Been Framed, and Beadle's About, has died aged 59 - or has he? The TV joker is said to have fallen into a coma after being admitted to hospital...
In a typically intelligent move, ITV will cancel or postpone any programme or film that contains a character with the name Madeleine or Maddy.
Louis Walsh, one of the judges in ITV's novelty talent show X Factor, has admitted in an interview that he is, in fact, homeless. Irishman Walsh, interviewed by countryman Graham Norton, said that he had been homeless since losing his property aft...
ITV has announced an incredible coo (what's the word ed?) over it's rivals in securing a prime time chat show with none other than Tony Blair presenting...
In a bold move today, ITV and the BBC announced that three soaps will merge into one jointly-produced mega-soap.
A Cambodian dictator, thought to have died in 1998, has been declared the winner of the dreadful TV variety show Britain's Got Talent after his stirring rendition of the operatic favourite Nessun Dorma
Michael Barrymore, the noted homosexual, was arrested by police yesterday as his shady past caught up with him.
Tokyo is to host the world premiere of the fifth, and hopefully last, in the series of Harry Potter film extravaganzas, The Orders Of Pat Phoenix, on June 28. The city, which is in Japan
This week ITV1 announced a new show to be broadcast next month, in which thousands of contestants are chosen in front of a celebrity panel of judges, to find the next Ant and Dec.
ITV's X-Factor has suffered another massive blow after they illegally charged for phone calls this week. ICTIS the phone line watchdog was publishing results of its investigation into the popular programme but before it did, it phoned the product...
One of Britain's best-known forgotten faces is to make a miraculous TV comeback later this year, when Sir Trevor McDonald will once again front the News at Ten programme. Sir Trevor, who is also Head of McShit, the unscrupulous fast food company,...
The Annual Boat race, that definitive clash of the learned rowing titans of Cambridge and Oxford will be given a makeover by broadcasters ITV this year.
ITV execs have heeded the TV watchdogs at Ofcom and decided to rewrite Old Inspector Morse episodes it's been airing in the traditional after-school kiddie time slot with a slant towards the younger viewer. Even the title will change as Inspector...
BBC executives were left "stunned", "flabbergasted" and "gob-smacked" by this morning's surprise move by rival company ITV, who transferred their entire company into the BBC headquarters overnight.
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