London - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): A historic pile that once hosted the BBC's notorious Frame Academy has been flipped for £50 million on the perilous North London property market to Elena Baturina, daftass wife of Moscow Mayor Yury Luzhkov...
London - (Extortion Mess): Fraud squad detectives believe fugitive from justice Prince Jefri Archer may have been the mastermind behind an audacious £72 million bank fraud that saw a 25 year old stooge from Essex jailed last week.
30 year old IT worker Greg Harlem sparked outrage when he revealed that he was not actually Nelsons Column and had been posing as the London based statue online for some time.
The HSBC banking group has admitted losing a computer disc with the details of 370,000 customers. FSA officials: "Have you checked between the sofa cushions and behind the fridge?"...
John Darwin, the canoeist who went missing for 5 years before turning up again at a London police station four months ago, has gone missing again.
The government has announced in the House of Commons this morning that sixteen more computer discs containing ALL INFORMATION ON ANYTHING have been lost. Another disc holding information on the whereabouts of...
Buckingham Palace Fiction Factory - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Met's Serious Fraud & Disorganised Crime Squad today demanded parity of public information following the publication of an official list of the Puppet Monarch's 60th wedding anniversary whoppers ahead of Monday's Thank-God-We-Got-Away-With-it-So-Far Thanksgiving Service at Westmonster Abbey.
Consumer groups are warning users not to use a new social networking website called MyBankDetails.com.
Atlanta, Georgia (IP) Temperatures in Atlanta hit the tree digit mark today but things got even hotter for the Cavemen made so popular thanks to their TV commercials that seem to appear on the screen every 10 minutes.
A design flaw in the software of the sensational new iPhone is allowing criminals complete access to their handhelds. Victims are being billed by offshore companies while thieves steal whatever they want from the devices.
The FBI in New York are investigating accusations of fraud in high-end wine sales at various auction houses in the city. Investigators have collected data on wine sales at Christie's New York auction house, where German wine merchant Hardy Rodens...
London - (Ass Mess): Forensic scientists investigating a gang of former Irish pig farmers from Shergar, County Louse who have been trading under the banner of Treasury Holdings Ltd in order to purchase the fraudulently engineered deeds to Battersea P...
New York - (AssoCIAted Mess): The UN Security Council has voted overwhelmingly in favor of DNA testing and fingerprinting all members of the Bush tribe after the UK's Metropolitan Police and Interpol confirmed that their database of the world'...
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's the talk of London's Inner Temple of Mammon: how the Sultan of Brunei's younger brother Prince Jefri Archer went on the rampage in a central London property buying spree only to find the entire portfolio o...
Westley Snipes could face 16 years in prison for not filing his tax returns for the past 6 years. It seems the government is also charging Snipes with attempting to defraud the IRS out of 11 million dollars in fraudulent income tax refunds.
London - (Ass Mess): The Rather Serious Fraud Squad was laughing all the way to the Labour Party sperm-donor bank today following the news that reckless native American gamblers the Seminioles have fallen for the last leg of one of the Met's best...
London - (Associated Mess): The estranged husband of UK Secretary of State for Vultures, Mediocrity and Spots Tessa Jowl is claiming an unusual religious defence in his Rome fraud trial where along with former Italian PM Silvia Berlusconi he is being...
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