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Funny story: California First Lady, Maria Shriver Totally Disregards Schwarzenegger's Arizona Boycott

California First Lady, Maria Shriver Totally Disregards Schwarzenegger's Arizona Boycott

Sedona, AZ - California First Lady, Maria Shriver, was seen getting off a private jet in Sedona, Arizona this past week, supposedly heading to her favorite spa for some R&R time away from Arnold. At first, she denied she was Maria Shriver in an e...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Signs Bill Banning Movie "Machete" from Theaters

Arizona Governor Signs Bill Banning Movie "Machete" from Theaters

Phoenix, AZ - Arizona Governor, Jan Brewer, is on a roll lately, signing a number of bills into law that have the Hispanic and Latino communities in Arizona, and around the world, wondering what the hell is bugging her. This time, she's going afte...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin, Shakira, Linda Ronstadt, and The Matadors of Mexico Federation Protest Arizona's New Discrimination Law

Ricky Martin, Shakira, Linda Ronstadt, and The Matadors of Mexico Federation Protest Arizona's New Discrimination Law

PHOENIX - A group of celebrities gathered in the parking lot of a Taco Bell to protest Arizona's new Discrimination Law aimed at protecting employers from angry employees who become irate due to hot sauce being banned in company lunch rooms. Diego...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger makes Great Movie's but is Lousy Governor

Schwarzenegger makes Great Movie's but is Lousy Governor

Arnold Schwarzenegger makes great Movies but when it comes to being Governor of California he is being slated as just about the worst Governor there is. This claim has Americans deeply divided between those who claim Schwarzenegger, cannot even s...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger gets ready for Volcanic Ash Cloud

Arnold Schwarzenegger gets ready for Volcanic Ash Cloud

Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting ready for the Volcanic Ash Cloud heading for America by getting a gas mask to protect him from any pollution from the volcanic ash dust. Schwarzenegger is considering issuing the entire population of California, wi...

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Funny story: Govenor Scharzenegger Slain While Battling Apple's Iborg Phone!

Govenor Scharzenegger Slain While Battling Apple's Iborg Phone!

Govenor Scharzenegger was killed today in Southern California after a vicious assault by Apple's latest tech toy the 'Iborg'. Details are just now emerging but apparently there was a mix-up in delivery and the multitasking phone/pad was sent to D...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Sees Handwriting on Wall; Tells Germany's Merkel "I'll BE BACK....SOON!"

Schwarzenegger Sees Handwriting on Wall; Tells Germany's Merkel "I'll BE BACK....SOON!"

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger told the California state legislature today he's leaving now, rather than wait for the end of his term in November in order to cash in his more than 7 months earned vacation and sick pay before the check bounced.

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Funny story: Barney prefers Sylvester to Arnie

Barney prefers Sylvester to Arnie

Five times World Darts Champion Raymond Van Barneveld known to his fans as Barney,prefers Sylvester to Arnie. Not Sylvester the cat and the little bird Tweety its Sylvester Stallone he is talking about. Barney's Tweets on Twitter explain that his...

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Funny story: Tiger says "I'll be back" after meeting Arnie

Tiger says "I'll be back" after meeting Arnie

Tiger Woods planned comeback to golf, is due to a meeting with Arnold Schwarzenegger,who has had several meetings with Tiger to help him make his comeback. Everywhere he goes now Tiger keeps saying the catchphrase, used by Arnie in the 1984 film T...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger is member of Skull & Bones

Arnold Schwarzenegger is member of Skull & Bones

Arnold Schwarzenegger was apparently present at the last meeting at Bohemian Grove the traditional meeting place of members of Skull & Bones the secret organisation that every recent President of the USA has been a member of. When George W Bus...

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Funny story: Governator position up for grabs; what's the 'buy it now' price?

Governator position up for grabs; what's the 'buy it now' price?

(Sacramento-CA) Former Ebay CEO Meg Whitman leads in the race for the Republican primary slot to run for California governor, a recent poll showed. Whitman used the wealth she amassed during her time as Ebay's CEO to finance her bid to succeed Go...

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Funny story: Extreme Right Wing Send 'The Obamanator' Back In Time To Put Things Right

Extreme Right Wing Send 'The Obamanator' Back In Time To Put Things Right

January 2013- Republicans, their plans for world domination foiled by the overwhelming win in the presidential election that again brought Barack Obama to the throne of the most powerful country in the world, are upset. In anger over their bitte...

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Funny story: New Action Thriller Set to Screen: The Terminator VS. The Obamanation In Fight to Save California!

New Action Thriller Set to Screen: The Terminator VS. The Obamanation In Fight to Save California!

California Govenator Arnold Schwartzenegger, saying it was a last resort, said he was coming out of film retirement in a last ditch effort to save his state from bankruptcy. The 62 year old, citing the recent success of blockbuster 'Avatar', his sta...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Strikes Back At Schwarzenegger!

Sarah Palin Strikes Back At Schwarzenegger!

"Why is that big overgrown ass of a governor giving me grief over this?" asked former Alaskan Governor after fellow Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger accused her of being more interested in running for president than saving the planet from global warm...

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Funny story: Terminator Terminated! Agent Pouchedmouth In Charge

Terminator Terminated! Agent Pouchedmouth In Charge

Not only does California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger park his little sports car in a tow-away zone and he and his wife talk on their cell phones while driving, it seems he's been skipping his tax payments also, according to a report out today by t...

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Funny story: Maria Shriver almost terminated?

Maria Shriver almost terminated?

Sacramento, California - In response to the popular outcry over Maria Shriver's breaking of California law concerning cell phone use while driving, The Governator has made good on his promise of a swift response. Using futuristic technology from C...

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Funny story: Governor Schwarzenegger Develops Swedish Accent Overnight - Obama's Peace Prize Is Blamed

Governor Schwarzenegger Develops Swedish Accent Overnight - Obama's Peace Prize Is Blamed

In probably the most alarming manifestation that California has 'Gone Sweden', Governor Schwarzenegger has developed a Swedish accent. According to his wife, Maria Shriver, his accent changed from Austrian to Swedish overnight. The phenomenon...

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