Ricky Martin, Shakira, Linda Ronstadt, and The Matadors of Mexico Federation Protest Arizona's New Discrimination Law

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 2 May 2010

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Tourism experts predict that this is what Arizona will look like by next Christmas. (Photo courtesy of Tatiana Del Toro).

PHOENIX - A group of celebrities gathered in the parking lot of a Taco Bell to protest Arizona's new Discrimination Law aimed at protecting employers from angry employees who become irate due to hot sauce being banned in company lunch rooms.

Diego De La Queso, leader of the protesting protest, stated in perfect English that by the time the protesters get through with their over 8,000 planned boycotts the state of Arizona will most likely become a parking lot annex for the next-door-state of California.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger stated, "In terms of financial problems Caleefornia is still up Shit Creek wiffout a paddle. But compared to da hell storm Arizona is getting ready to experience, we are sitting mighty pretty especially my lovely quasi skeleton-faced wife Maria."

Schwarzenegger pointed out that once Arizona goes bankrupt due to its pompous arrogance and arrogant pom poms he plans on using the entire hot-as-the-dickens state as a gigantic parking lot for Left Coast Hummers.

To view some very explicit and graphic photos of Shakira's naked hips log on to www.shakirawiggles.hip

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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