TSA suspend two airport screeners after they were caught making posters of a man that appeared through the scanner to have three butt cheeks. The cellulite challenged man who boarded a flight to Boise Idaho and was never informed that he was a c...
City police were on hand when a flight arriving from Delaware, landed in Los Angeles Calif. They were alerted to an incident of a couple who tried to avoid the "high cost of flying" by putting their three children into a dog crate covered with a blan...
The Facial Shock Diva was apparently cussing and strutting through airport security with something other than her naturally sickening 30-22-23 figure when Air Marshals insisted that she strip to reveal what she was hiding under her bra. The smirking...
Washington, DC (BNSE): Officials gathered today to announce what they call, "A stunning medical breakthrough." Agencies, tasked with the safety of the United States mainland and passenger air travel, claimed that despite having little or no budget...
Johannesburg, South Africa. In a day of drama unparalleled in the annals of history, a commercial jetliner landed at the international airport and disgorged 50 tourists, mainly from Japan, intent on doing some general sight-seeing. Many of the to...
A report from several CPA's, who have airlines as their customers, says that the airlines are making a fortune on selling a new all-nude photo scanner before they make them illegal, except at airports. "There are people purchasing these things and...
Mexico City - Airport security guard Marco San Sebastien was convicted of fraudulently posing as a medical doctor after patients noted he was suspiciously doing rectal exams with blue rubber gloves and providing MRI exams using an airport security X-...
Security staff at Britain's fifth favourite airport have evacuated the complex following the discovery of a suspicious package. The closure occurred on Monday afternoon after staff were alerted to the package by concerned travellers. "It looked...
Over-zealous security guards were quick to spot a potential terrorist threat as innocent passenger Ian O'Cent waited to board the BA flight to Lanzarote. O'Cent was pulled from the line of passengers and taken to interview room when the security...
The newly introduced £1 charge for dropping passengers off at Luton Airport has been revealed today to be a fix, and is not actually for dropping off passengers at all. The Council in Luton, the only town in the country to have more roads coming o...
When Michelle Obama refused to walk through the new X-ray scanner at the Heathrow Airport, on a trip to visit her cousin, the plan to install these new imaging systems in every airport in the country, ran into an unexpected hurdle. The X-ray scann...
The detailed plans for a new runway and terminal at Heathrow were announced today, having recently been approved by the UK Government. "It has to be realised that the skies are crowded, and the days of checking in and getting onto your flight, and...
With the green light given to the building of a third runway and another high-tech, baggage-losing terminal full of over-priced tat shops (however Woolworths, Zavi, Land of Leather, Findus, Barclays, Miller Brothers, Adams, Wedgewood, Officers Club,...
There was absolute mayhem in Middlesex this morning, when a passenger flight attempted to land at Heathrow Airport's third runway, approximately two years before it has been built. The plane, a British Airways 747 on a flight from Tokyo, taxied ar...
Gordon 'Dan' Brown made an announcement today in PMQ that Biggin Hill was to become the New London Airport. Due to the popularity of the book and film it will be renamed "Da Vinci Airport" and is expected to become one of the busiest terminals in...
Cornwall County Council has blamed school teachers for its decision to close Newquay Airport for three weeks. The airport failed to get a CAA licence to operate because of perceived weaknesses in the air traffic control system. A spokesman for the...
Hot on the heels of a Thames Estuary airport to replace Heathrow, Boris Johnson, the affable Mayor of London, has suggested that a second London airport to replace Gatwick should be built off the coast in Merseyside. He said: "Having insulted the...
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