Written by susan allen-rosario

Saturday, 16 January 2010

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If three eyes makes you a Cyclops...

TSA suspend two airport screeners after they were caught making posters of a man that appeared through the scanner to have three butt cheeks.

The cellulite challenged man who boarded a flight to Boise Idaho and was never informed that he was a centerfold in a Chicago airport pin-up campaign.

The producers of the poster included the caption: "If having three eyes makes you a Cyclops…having three butt cheeks makes you a...

The two screeners were caught with "poster making materials" in their employee lockers and then suspended pending further investigation. They also were said to have made it some kind of contest in which other employees would win a money prize if they could finish the caption…having three butt cheeks make you a…

Officials said they found a "hat" used in hospital urine sample collection, which they used to collect money in.

"They literally passed the 'hat', with the provision that who ever came up with the best caption would win the proceeds. Using an ass-hat was a dead give-away as to who the ringleaders in this incident were. Why would anyone have such an item in his or her locker? I have to say however, it was a most appropriate collection receptacle for the occasion."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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