Following the recent playground antics of Jet Blue ladyboy Steven Slater, Tomkins Holidays today announced plans to convert their fleet of planes into a children's wonderland. Research shows that with the government banning children from playing...
Steven Slater, the Jet Blue flight attendant who lost his cool, grabbed two beers, and left the airplane via the escape chute, is being hailed as a national hero today. Witnesses of the incident gave mixed reports of the incident but most hailed...
Renegade Jet Blue flight attendant, Steven Slater, who abused a passenger over the PA system on a Pittsburgh to New York flight before opening the emergency door, grabbing a couple of cold ones and sliding down the escape chute has been hailed as a h...
A somewhat major airline made changes to its carry-on policy that will soon take effect. They will charge up to $45 for all carry-on luggage, i.e. $30 at check in or $45 at the gate. Either way, if you are gonna stick it in the overhead compartment,...
Popular Tory Vince Cable today announced exciting plans to simultaneously support the Police spending review and the protracted dispute between British Airways and the loony left. The plans involve the police earning a few bob by working as trolle...
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - As more and more Al Qaeda recruits become unwilling to sacrifice their lives to make a religious statement by blowing themselves and innocent people up on planes, terrorists are having to re-think the whole "how can we make t...
Cheap Airlnes R**N Air and Easy J*t have decided to stop squabbling over an advertising campagne which depicted a certain Greek Sir as Pinocchio with a long nose because their rivals thought he lied non-stop. To prove the point that the Greek Sir...
Budget Airline, Cryan Air, are to introduce a new cattle class to their budget flights. Previously, first class on Cryan Air was getting leg room with your seat, now it is to be actually getting a seat. In an effort to increase dwindling profit...
Iranian planes are being refused fuel in many major European countries as part of a general boycott against all things Iranian including the Burka. Because of the boycott many Iranian planes have become stranded at European airports and Airport tr...
Bargain basement airline, Ryanair, has announced steps to, quite literally, leave others STANDING. Tycoon, Michael O'Really, unveiled plans to remove all seating on his fleet in a bold move to increase passenger comfort. Plans Speaking to a...
Paphos, CYPRUS: Strong Union Baron Anthony Oakley is now conducting and orchestrating the BA strike from £600-a- week rented villa with pool in a village near Paphos. Sitting on a deck chair by the pool Union Baron Oakley, reels off another invec...
'Russian Airline Pilots are so drunk they are not even able to complete their log-book between flights since they don't know where they've landed or where they took off from' - a report has revealed. Air stewards are said to regularly step in to c...
EasyJet is now the UK's National Airline - Figures published by the Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) this week, show that EasyJet is the UK's largest scairline, measured by the number of passengers blown for the second year in a row. In 2009 over 28 bi...
I was downtown at the "Save the Animals not necessarily Our Jobs" airline rally and interviewed a couple of Frontier employees. I asked about how things were going with the merger with Republic and the general state of things. I met Jimmy, who works at Frontier Headquarters, and Captain Mike, a very senior Airbus Captain. "So Jimmy, what do you do at Headquarters for Frontier?" "Well, I used...
I caught of with Kate Haannii of flyersrights dot something and had the chance to ask her a few questions about Tarmac Delay legislation. Me: Kate, which part of the new Tarmac rules are you most happy with? Kate: When you board a flight and it pushes from the gate, the airline must feed and water you within 2 hours. That is crucial. People should not be expected to eat before they travel, o...
World airliner Lufthansa has put a smile on the face of the serious Mile High Flyer, not just for the unveiling the "world's quietest first class" cabin, but most importantly - the spacious bathrooms. The First-Class bathroom features wide vertica...
New York, NY - When the volcanic eruptions in Iceland forced British airlines to ground many of their aircraft at various American airports until the skies cleared, American airline operators saw an opportunity to take advantage of the situation: the...
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