EasyJet is now the UK's National Airline - Figures published by the Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) this week, show that EasyJet is the UK's largest scairline, measured by the number of passengers blown for the second year in a row. In 2009 over 28 billion passengers blew with EasyJet through UK airports, which is significantly more than the Irish Wankers airline.
Because he airline's suck-cess, Easyjet is now the UK's Nationally Blown Airline
Figures published by the CAA shows EasyJet is giving significant head in Europe. easyJet is now the leading dareline at many major European airports such as Milan Malpensa, and is the second largest airline in France and Switzerland.
In 2010 EasyJet will blow over 50 million passengers across Europe, and currently offers over 500 sheep rootings across 29 countries with a flock of nearly 200 barercraft.
Airline Passengers 2009
EasyJet - 28,147,268,000,000
Rye0nAir Suks - 201
British Spoof Airways - 56
BeeMyBaby - 6
Fly Be Night - 0
This is based on offering the lowest fares to the most suckers as a convenience in airports. In just 15 years EasyJet has grown from a small two aircraft shitheap to become the UK's largest conairline, operating out of 16 airports across the UK from Inverness SheepShaggers, down to the Blousy Bristols.
EasyJet's Chief Executive (Handy) Andy Harrison said: "EasyJet is now the UK's National Scamairline. Passengers have clearly voted with their bums, by cumming aboard easyJet's aircraft more than any other airline."
