Cheap airlines stop squabbling over Pinocchio advert, it's still a lie though!

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Thursday, 15 July 2010


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Easy J*t v R**N Air who'll win the race and who's always late? Pinocchio knows!

Cheap Airlnes R**N Air and Easy J*t have decided to stop squabbling over an advertising campagne which depicted a certain Greek Sir as Pinocchio with a long nose because their rivals thought he lied non-stop.

To prove the point that the Greek Sir and his Easy J*t company lied Jaggedone sent his intrepid CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army)reporters to interview angry passengers at Gatwick airport, here their report:

"Easy J*t are shit" claimed one very frustrated passenger "I paid £5,00 for this flight to San Francisco and I've been waiting 5 minutes in the queue, cheap crap!"

(normal flights to San Francisco cost £750,00??????? what's his problem?)

Another very angry passenger who booked a flight to Dubai for a £tenner told Jaggedone's reporters this scandalous story:

"I've been waiting here for 10 minutes, forgot my passport, my suitcase is to heavy, they've found fluids in my hand luggage and now they tell me the plane has been delayed for another 10 minutes, Easy f*****g J*t a right load of old garbage!"

(normal flight to Dubai costs £650,00, what's his problem?)

R**N Air's chairman was absolutely correct calling Sir Greek a long-nosed lying Pinocchio because Jaggedone's CIA proved it!

As for my next holiday flight I suppose I'll have to fly with that crap airline Easy J*t, at least they're cheap, maybe nasty and turn up late, but who really cares?

R**n Airs chairman does because he wants Easy J*t passengers flying on his cheap, crap airline instead!

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