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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo In Ferrari Smash

Cristiano Ronaldo In Ferrari Smash

Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo was at the centre of a new controversy today, when the Portugeezer ploughed his Ferrari into a pillar in a tunnel at Manchester Airport. The whinger was leaving Ringway, when he lost concentration, and smashed...

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Funny story: CBB's Terry Christian In Hot Water Already

CBB's Terry Christian In Hot Water Already

Big Brother House - He may have only been in the Celebrity Big Brother house for a matter of hours, but already music journo and career Mancunian Terry Christian has managed to get right up the collective noses of Manchester United fans. Christian...

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Funny story: More Premier League Managers To Give Their Teams 'A Good Talking-to' On The Pitch At Halftime

More Premier League Managers To Give Their Teams 'A Good Talking-to' On The Pitch At Halftime

Phil Brown may have started a trend at Hull City. The Tigers boss kept his players out on the pitch at halftime in their game at Manchester City last Saturday, so that he could give them a good rollicking, after a first-half capitulation had seen...

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Funny story: Hull City To Play All Remaining Games Away From Home

Hull City To Play All Remaining Games Away From Home

Hull City, the 'Premiership newboys', whose League form away from their KC Stadium has, by far, outstripped their displays at it, have applied to the FA to play all their remaining fixtures away. The Tigers have lost four of their nine home games...

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Funny story: Paul Ince To Become First Black British Premier League Manager To Be Sacked

Paul Ince To Become First Black British Premier League Manager To Be Sacked

Paul Ince the Blackburn Rovers manager, and the first black Briton to become a Premier League manager, is this morning being tipped to become the first black British PL manager to be sacked. It's another notable distinction for Ince, who had a gli...

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Funny story: Ferguson Backs Rooney Investigation

Ferguson Backs Rooney Investigation

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has backed the calls for an investigation into stamping allegations levelled at Wayne Rooney during the Reds' Champions League match with Aalborg on Wednesday. Rooney is alleged to have trodden on the ch...

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Funny story: Manchester United Players Don't Make Good Managers, Says Ferguson

Manchester United Players Don't Make Good Managers, Says Ferguson

"Just because a footballer has enjoyed a successful playing career with Manchester United, doesn't mean that he will make it in the field of management." These were the wise words of Manchester United boss, Sir Alex Ferguson, today after his side'...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Defended By Sir Alex Ferguson

Cristiano Ronaldo Defended By Sir Alex Ferguson

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United whinger sent off in the 1-0 derby win against Manchester City on Sunday, should not have been sent off, and a penalty to United should have been awarded, says Reds manager Alex Ferguson. Ferguson leapt to t...

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Funny story: Ronaldo Saves Face

Ronaldo Saves Face

Following his controversial sending off in the Manchester derby, Ronaldo spoke out for the first time today, 'I thought I heard my mum shout for me to come in for my tea, and as it was my ball, I was taking it home'. Ferguson defended his player,...

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Funny story: Kaka To Swap AC Milan For Manchester City

Kaka To Swap AC Milan For Manchester City

There was great excitement at Eastlands this morning, when it became known that Kaka, the Brazilian star, had told journalists that he would "swap AC Milan for Manchester City any day!" Kaka, real name Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, was speakin...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Apologises For Using Cristiano Ronaldo's Boots

Wayne Rooney Apologises For Using Cristiano Ronaldo's Boots

Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England star at the centre of 'Diving' allegations in last night's Champions League match with Villarreal, has apologised for the dive, giving the excuse that he mistakenly wore a pair of boots belonging to his...

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Funny story: The FA Bollo*ks the Big 4!

The FA Bollo*ks the Big 4!

Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool football clubs have been called into FA headquarters to '...explain what the fu*k they are playing at'. FA Chaiman Brian Balddick called an urgent meeting with the Owners and Managers of the clubs concerned to get t...

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Funny story: Remembrance Service Abandoned As Crowd Forgets What It Was Supposed To Remember

Remembrance Service Abandoned As Crowd Forgets What It Was Supposed To Remember

A Remembrance Service in the Midlands, to commemorate the dead of the First World War and other conflicts, had to be abandoned today when the massed ranks of worshippers forgot what they were supposed to be remembering. As most people will know, G...

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Funny story: Man Utd 2 Hull City 3

Man Utd 2 Hull City 3

The FA confirmed today that Hull City's win at Old Trafford will stand despite protests from Sir Alec Ferguson. Although many tigers fans left the ground thinking that their team had lost 4-3 it later transpired that Man Ure had breached a centuri...

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Funny story: Hull City Scare Manchester United Shitless

Hull City Scare Manchester United Shitless

Hull City, everyone's favourite 'other club', came up against last year's Premier League champions Manchester United at their Old Trafford this afternoon, and scared them shitless. Hull went behind to a Ronaldo goal after three minutes, but equali...

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Funny story: Manchester United "Shitting Themselves" Over Hull City Match

Manchester United "Shitting Themselves" Over Hull City Match

Hull City manager Phil Brown is in confident mood as he plans to take his side to Old Trafford to face champions Manchester United on Saturday, and says Sir Alex Ferguson's team of world-beating superstars are "fairly shitting themselves at the prosp...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham To Sue Peterborough United Over Nickname

Victoria Beckham To Sue Peterborough United Over Nickname

Victoria Beckham, the wife of that footballer, is to take legal action against Peterborough United Football Club over their nickname, it has been reported. Beckham, who used to be known as Posh Spice when she was a member of all-girl band the Spic...

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