Big Brother House - He may have only been in the Celebrity Big Brother house for a matter of hours, but already music journo and career Mancunian Terry Christian has managed to get right up the collective noses of Manchester United fans.
Christian could be seen cosying up to Shameless actress Tina Malone, a self confessed 'fat Scouser' even going so far as to pop outside for a smoke with her.
'It's outrageous is this,' fumed United fan Clifford Clifford this morning. 'United fans do not collaborate with Scousers. We can't be seen being nice to those people. It's just not the done thing.'
'Not even at Christmas,' agreed Eddie Eagles, a friend.'Christmas is a time of goodwill to all men. But never Scousers. Never. Not in this life.'
Christian further upset United fans by his continual name dropping and implications that he was just 'one of the lads.'
'He's having a laugh isn't he?' another United fan snorted. 'Who does he think he's kidding. Proper United fans do not frequent the bloody Groucho Club.'
'If he keeps this up,' said Clifford Clifford 'he'd best watch his friggin back when he gets out of there. That's all I'm saying.'
More as we get it.
