Twickenham - The World Final Super Bowl XLIII Tickets (Raymond Jones Stadium, Tampa, Fl. - Feb. 1, 2009) are not selling well outside the US. So publishers Blume & Bialistock have decided to issue a simple explanation of the game for those who "d...
Sources close to the Today Show confirmed yesterday that Hoda Kotbe and Kathie Lee Gifford, hosts of the fourth hour of the Today Show, may no longer be hosting together. "There's been friction there since Kathie Lee joined the show," says a Today...
Florida - In a one hour special (less 18 minutes for commercial breaks) Judge Judy will conclude the trial in the Tony K Lee tot murder case; CBS announced yesterday. FOX News had been carrying out their own trial by television, but has been getti...
The BBC, often regarded as one of the most forward thinking broadcasters in the world is taken a massive leap backwards by re-introducing the test card. The Test Card, familiar to British Children of the sixties and seventies, was the image burned...
As the government of Bush-Cheney runs out of money for everything from food stamps to postage stamps, the conversion from analog to digital television signals has proven to be one in a million Bush failures. In an effort to rescue the back sliding ,...
UK Comedian Frank Skinner is to make what is hoped to be the World's longest single TV programme. It will be on the subject of swearing and is predicted to run for at least 48 hours. The world's ONLY West Bromwich Albion supporting comedian (how rare...
HOLLYWOOD, California - TV Hills & Valleys, the noted televison publication in it's latest issue presented a capsule view of three of this year's top television show's Christmas episodes. TWO AND A HALF MEN - Charlie and Alan get drunk on three bottles of holiday spirits. They call a taxi and take Alan's young son, Jake to a tattoo parlor where he gets a tattoo on his left upper arm that re...
The BBC has been fined £95,000 by media watchdog Comoffit for broadcasting scores of quizzes which listeners didn't even have a cat in Hell's chance of winning. The competitions ran on eight editions of Dermot O'Shyster's Radio 2 show in 2006 and...
CBS (Come Buy Something) announced today that it's new series, Auto Zone, would air this Sunday night at 8pm est after it's primer, Blagojevich. Co-writers for the series and new hybrid owners, Richard Wagoner, Alan Mulally and Robert Nardelli sa...
Mastermind, the quiz show made famous by Icelander Magnus Magnusson, has been at the cutting edge of 'clever entertainment' for 30 years, with contestants pitting their wits against each other, in the spotlight, sitting in the uncomfortable Black Lea...
Actor and financial enthusiast Ben Stein will star in a reincarnation of his old show which was called "Win Ben Stein's Money" and which ran from the late 1990s to 2002. This show, a scaled down version, will feature more in the way of witty banter a...
Dallas Cowboys GM, President, and Owner Jerry Jones announced today that he will unveil the world's largest LCD monitor on Saturday, January 3, 2009, in the soon-to-be- retired Texas Stadium. Spanning 130 yards long and 30 yards high, this dual-sided...
A devastated man missed his favorite television programme after he set his video recorder wrong. Jeff Dahmer from Wisconsin thought he had set the timer correctly for 'Big Gay Herman's House of Fun' - a family drama starring some of the still-aliv...
London, The Burglar's Bar, Pint Number Nine - A TV insider this evening confided to this reporter over a few beverages that racist 70's Brit-Sit-Com 'Love Thy Neighbour' is to be remade. The much maligned 70's show featured Jack Smethurst and Kate...
Christmas, a time for giving, eating plenty of food, family traditions and a poor line up of Only Fools and Horses repeats. "Not this year" claims BBC spokesperson for scheduling. "2008 is going to be a landmark year in Christmas television, as we ar...
Scientists from the Stan Butler University in Cockney Land, London. Have announced that seventies, Greek Songstress Nana Mouskouri is a hot mamma. "In the past she was stigmatised as a, reet boiler" said Professor Nomoney Jones. "However she shou...
Hollywood CA-- Rosie O'Donnell is planning to star in a remake of one of television's most surreal shows-- The Prisoner. Rosie will be Number 6, the woman without a name. Various enemies of Rosie will appear each week as 'the new Number 2'. The upda...
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