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Funny story: Commonwealth Games update: Pak offers India unusual 'peace' pact at UN meeting

Commonwealth Games update: Pak offers India unusual 'peace' pact at UN meeting

In a sudden turn-around Pakistan has just signed a most unusual 'peace' pact with sworn arch-enemy - India. Faced with turmoil caused by the Supreme court decisions, the Pak puppet Prime Minister and goofy Prez Mr. 10% Zardari had an emergency 'Ca...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games update: Customs officials catch British athlete trying to smuggle in midget lover hidden inside her sweater

Commonwealth Games update: Customs officials catch British athlete trying to smuggle in midget lover hidden inside her sweater

A British athlete has been apprehended by Customs officials in New Delhi for trying to smuggle in her midget lover by hiding him inside her bulky sweater. A visibly excited Chief Customs Officer Sher Khan Singh said: "This big Britisher lady wh...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games: Snake discovered in South African athletes room. Hosts say this is a traditional welcome so "stop whining"

Commonwealth Games: Snake discovered in South African athletes room. Hosts say this is a traditional welcome so "stop whining"

When will it end? The constant negative news-feed from the Delhi CWG Games has now turned into a regular groanfest. Call it a case of schadenfreude - the German reveling in the misery of others - or perhaps a case of "I-told-you-so". Either way...

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Funny story: Common Waste Shames in jeopardy as participating nations unhappy with slumdog athletes villages

Common Waste Shames in jeopardy as participating nations unhappy with slumdog athletes villages

DILLY-DALLY, INDIA: The Common Waste Games plunged further into jeopardy. Athletic facilities were deemed to be filthy, unclean and unhygienic prompting the following riposte from the India Minister for Talking Rubbish: "Western nations have diff...

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Funny story: Tea Bagger Christine O'Donnell's masturbation on Satanic altar clip comes back to bite her in the ass!

Tea Bagger Christine O'Donnell's masturbation on Satanic altar clip comes back to bite her in the ass!

Christine O'Donnell - Scarah Palin's latest favorite Mama Grizzly - upholder of reel American family values (nudge-nudge; wink-wink) is finding herself in the news again and this time it's for all the wrong reasons. Perhaps O'Donnell should have h...

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Funny story: Former Indian beggar & homeless man who founded million-dollar hotel empire by street-begging joins faculty of top university to teach course on "Street-Begging as a highly lucrative career"

Former Indian beggar & homeless man who founded million-dollar hotel empire by street-begging joins faculty of top university to teach course on "Street-Begging as a highly lucrative career"

That age-old mantra, "It's the economy stupid" has been growing in resonance across the world. And while words like TARP; stimulus; bail-out and sub-prime have become part of our everyday lexicon, ordinary people are being forced into situations uni...

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Funny story: His Royal Highness - Philip the Greek asks top Scotttish Tory female if she's wearing crotchless tartan knickers

His Royal Highness - Philip the Greek asks top Scotttish Tory female if she's wearing crotchless tartan knickers

Somewhere in the maze of Edinburgh's Palace of Holyroodhouse: You've gotta love him for the senile old fool that he has always been - the comic foil to the Queen's seriously frumpy frowning face. He is of course, the first Laddie of the Land...

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Funny story: US teen says her suspension from school for sporting nose-ring violates her First Amendment right to exercise her religion; Church of American Nudists rallies to her rescue

US teen says her suspension from school for sporting nose-ring violates her First Amendment right to exercise her religion; Church of American Nudists rallies to her rescue

RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA: This 'Christian' community is being rocked with an unexpected Civil Rights issue. A 14-year-old schoolgirl's nose piercing has resulted in her being suspended from school and forcing her into a fight over her First Amendment...

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Funny story: Third world countries upset at Vatican Cardinal's description of UK as "a Third World country". Threaten to burn Freemasons Bible

Third world countries upset at Vatican Cardinal's description of UK as "a Third World country". Threaten to burn Freemasons Bible

ROME: On the eve of the Popatus' visit to Britain, senior papal advisers seem to be suffering from an acute case of "foot-in-the-mouth" disease. It's bad enough that Brit taxpayers are on the hook for 12 million pounds, so surely a little bit of sen...

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Funny story: London[istan] becoming breeding ground for Pak's new political parties whose supporters include the halal butcher; the naan baker and the sheep-fat candlestick-maker

London[istan] becoming breeding ground for Pak's new political parties whose supporters include the halal butcher; the naan baker and the sheep-fat candlestick-maker

LONDONISTAN: Oh to be in England! Council housing, social benefits, national health care, million-pound flats above kebab shops in Edgware & security detail provided by Scotland Yard courtesy of the Brit taxpayer...heck a self-exiled Pak dictat...

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Funny story: Iran hopes to get international respect by releasing captured US hiker provided she pays $500,000 bill for "15 months hotel room, food & guest services"

Iran hopes to get international respect by releasing captured US hiker provided she pays $500,000 bill for "15 months hotel room, food & guest services"

In a manner typical of Iran's turnstile democracy an official of the Ministry of Silly Iranian Declarations first said a captured US hiker would be released on Saturday. Then in equally typical fashion another official for Mad Mullahs against Amriki...

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Funny story: Latest New Labour saga has desperate Dave Miliband channeling his inner Austin Powers against sibling Ed's Forrest Gump.

Latest New Labour saga has desperate Dave Miliband channeling his inner Austin Powers against sibling Ed's Forrest Gump.

Quick hoovering; sponge baths and home parties be-damned, the latest poll prediction that has brother Ed wresting away Labour's leadership has put desperate Dave in a frightening tizzy. With poll figures showing Ed winning 51% to 49% in second rou...

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Funny story: Nick Cleggstatic with Pak Prez assurance that flood-aid distribution system is fool-proof. "I am the fool so there's your proof", says Mr. 10% Zardari.

Nick Cleggstatic with Pak Prez assurance that flood-aid distribution system is fool-proof. "I am the fool so there's your proof", says Mr. 10% Zardari.

Playing good cop to DaveCam's recent bad cop routine, Deputy Pretend PM Nick Clegg just back from his Pak-flood trip says he has been fully-assured by PM Mr. 10% Zardari that Pakistan has put in place a fool-proof system for flood-aid distribution.

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Funny story: In demand - Politicians facing defeat in mid-terms hiring Spoof writers to tart up attack speeches against rivals

In demand - Politicians facing defeat in mid-terms hiring Spoof writers to tart up attack speeches against rivals

Incumbents facing fer-shure defeat in this year's US mid-term elections have been revving up their strategies to take on insurgent rivals. While attack ads and negative stories by 'independent supporters' have always been the norm, incumbents have u...

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Funny story: New study reveals Spoof writers are 'attention-seeking narcissists with low self-esteem and no social skills'.

New study reveals Spoof writers are 'attention-seeking narcissists with low self-esteem and no social skills'.

A new study on Spoof writers has thrown up some interesting conclusions. Researchers say that spoof-writing is a "refuge for people with low self-esteem; no personal relationships or social life leading them to becoming narcissists". "These pe...

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Funny story: Now that mad, controlling 'Christian' pastor has been muzzled, time for moderate Muslims to do the same to 'mad, controlling, hateful evil Islamist fundamentalist' clerics

Now that mad, controlling 'Christian' pastor has been muzzled, time for moderate Muslims to do the same to 'mad, controlling, hateful evil Islamist fundamentalist' clerics

So-called 'Christian' Pastor Terry Jones has been consigned to the dung heap of stupidity - where he rightfully belongs. The man was an idiot from the get-go but was given his 15 minutes of fame and place in history thanks to the salivating media pa...

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Funny story: Seeking "perfection in everything"? Then 10-10-10 or Oct 10, 2010 is your lucky day!

Seeking "perfection in everything"? Then 10-10-10 or Oct 10, 2010 is your lucky day!

Numbers are big when it comes to Chinese superstition. Take the number 8 for instance. According to the Chinese 8-8-8, as in August 8, 2008 saw a big upsurge in the number of weddings taking place in China. Why? Because 8-8-8 translates to "ma...

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