Written by shea lo

Tuesday, 14 September 2010

image for London[istan] becoming breeding ground for Pak's new political parties whose supporters include the halal butcher; the naan baker and the sheep-fat candlestick-maker
minister for education and finance

LONDONISTAN: Oh to be in England! Council housing, social benefits, national health care, million-pound flats above kebab shops in Edgware & security detail provided by Scotland Yard courtesy of the Brit taxpayer...heck a self-exiled Pak dictator could rule like a king! Many do!

Londonistan has carved out a new title for itself - home of Pak's new political parties. All the king's horses and all the king's men, all the crooks and all the embezzlers of the exchequer of Pakistan have outsourced their political bases to this capital.

One supposes it is easier to rule one's kingdom from a distance ... life in Jolly Olde is easier to handle than Ye olde Homelande!

Dateline Birmingham: Everybody's friendly dic[k]-tator Prez Mushy says he will launch his new party's manifesto, at a public rally at the local Tandoori Hut outlining his plan to "S(h)ave Pakis(h)taan". He claimed his party named after him - Pervez Musharraf Looters [PML], has 200% international support from the Middle East, the US, EU and especially a local Pakistani Labour MP.

Asked why he chose Birmingham to unveil his plan Mushy said:

"Look around you - all my s(h)upporters are here" pointing to a tiny crowd which included his halal butcher; naan baker and sheep-fat candlestick-maker - members of his new government.

Sources said his boot maker; bomb-detonator and medal-polisher were unable to attend as they "have defected to another looter party having been denied cabinet posts"

Your reporter spoke to the only non-Pakistani in this sorry-looking group asking him for his opinion.

"Ah don't know what political party you're on about", said a confused Ronnie Battingly, "Ah heard they were givin' out free food so Ah come in for a free curry n a vindaloo for me n the missus"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: London, Pakistan

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