Hoboken, NJ - Hoboken Mayor, Peter Cammarano, is believed to have quite a presence in the New York underworld. Although the mayor, at 32, seems to be rather young to have any kind of reputation in 'La Cosa Nostra', it is believed that he has been ope...
Los Angeles, CA - Gidget the Taco Bell dog has died at the age of 15, the result of a stroke. Although she was in semi-retirement, she had been brought out to do 50 shows by AEG, the same entertainment company that had lured Michael Jackson out of re...
Boston, MA - When Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. was arrested for disturbing the peace, the world thought the sky was going to fall. Well, maybe not the world. Just a small section in academia who thrive on playing the victim card. In fact m...
Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson's alleged love child, Omer Bhatti, has his nose...literally. When Michael Jackson's body was removed by ambulance on that fateful day of his death, Omer Bhatti followed behind, five minutes later, carrying the nose o...
Los Angeles, CA - In what may have been a move inspired by a story recently published on TheSpoof.com, Samantha Ronson has boldly moved on from her love nest with Lindsay Lohan and was seen dining with an older woman, Drea de Matteo, known for her ro...
Boston, MA Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. has signed to perform as the character 'George Jefferson' in a revival show of 1970's black television characters. Mr. Gates Jr., currently involved in a legal dispute after breaking into his own...
New York, NY Reverend Al Sharpton is none too pleased at Harrahs Casino employee Andrea McNulty. McNulty has brought a lawsuit against Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger accusing Roethlisberger of sexual assault. Reverend Al has st...
Los Angeles, CA - An unnamed highly placed source within the Democratic Party establishment has been quoted as saying that Paris Jackson, daughter of the late 'King of Pop' is being groomed to be the first President of the United States to be conceiv...
Los Angeles, CA - The lost DVD that supposedly shows Erin Andrews nude through a peephole has been discovered in music pimping, Lindsey Lohan loving woman/boy Samantha Ronson's backpack. The bag was discovered at a local Los Angeles wave pool which S...
Des Moines, IA - A nutritionist for Al Qaeda - those nasty muslim men, has stated that it is his firm belief that Americans are killing themselves with their diet and don't need any help from terrorists. Salaam Bal Aquami, former chef to the Presi...
Nashville, TN - A 30 year-old Tennessee man has been arrested after going on a killing spree. The man, Jacob Shaffer, has confessed to killing 6 people who were, according to him, '...instrumental in a conspiracy of obstructing,' his entry into the '...
Los Angeles, CA - So far, perhaps the most devastated and distraught woman on the planet, Katherine Jackson, mother of the late entertainer, Michael Jackson, 'The King of Pop', has been keeping fairly quiet. All that is about to change however, as sh...
Anchorage, AK - A giant mass of goo has formed in the waters off of Anchorage and is now moving through the Chukchi Sea in Alaska. It is believed that the goo may have originated from the town of Wasilla, Alaska, a result of a hair rinse experiment g...
New York, NY - Pepsi, the company whose drink Michael Jackson was advertising when his burst into flames, is surprised that the footage of the event has been released and did not know where it came from. Said a spokesman for the corporation, "We c...
Tampa, FL - The Erin Andrews Peephole video that is rumored to have made it to the internet may in fact be more disturbing than the 'Unknown Life Form In A North Carolina Sewer'. Witnesses of the video have stated that it contains very little of the...
Pittsburgh, PA - The company directors of a multinational mining company based in Pittsburgh have fired their CEO for his choice of footwear. The company, PDQ Mining & Resources, issued a press release stating that the company's decision to fire...
Marsaille, France - First it was Obama's teleprompter, now it's Madonna's stage. Michael Jackson's vengeful ghost has proven it will stop at nothing to prevent anyone from enjoying the rest of the summer. The stage being prepared for Madonna's upc...
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