Marsaille, France - First it was Obama's teleprompter, now it's Madonna's stage. Michael Jackson's vengeful ghost has proven it will stop at nothing to prevent anyone from enjoying the rest of the summer.
The stage being prepared for Madonna's upcoming show in Marseille collapsed and everyone believes it was caused by Michael Jackson's apparition. Said one local french politician, "Mon Dieu, he is back I tell you. Someone must stop this thing before it really gets out of hand. Sacré bleu!!"
Marseille police have since issued the french equivalent of an 'A.P.B.' and are hoping local clairvoyants may be able to pinpoint where the apparition will hit next. Some fear, though, that the apparition has already made it out of the country, preparing itself to strike once again.
Said a U.S. state department spokesman, "We fully expect the Michael Jackson apparition to strike somewhere in India. This is where Hillary Clinton is going. This apparition is bound to meet up with her there. What may happen is anybody's guess. And it's not like security can do anything. All we can do is hope and pray Mrs. Clinton will come to no harm."
Although it is not normal for the State department to reveal details regarding security, they did say that Mrs. Clinton will be wearing a necklace made of garlic.