Tampa, FL - The Erin Andrews Peephole video that is rumored to have made it to the internet may in fact be more disturbing than the 'Unknown Life Form In A North Carolina Sewer'. Witnesses of the video have stated that it contains very little of the nude Erin Andrews, broadcaster, but rather more of the seedy hotel chain that she had been recorded in.
Sources close to Ms. Andrews state that the video recorded while she was in the process of undress, however it is believed that a clear view of Ms. Andrews was obstructed by several vermin that are known to make their home at the hotel, including Ben the Rat, Leroy the Raccoon amd Manny the Cockroach. Most observers believe the three should be commended for good taste.
However web critics admit, "This ain't no Crystal Defanti remake."
