The sleepy little suburb of Shadyville was shaken early Sunday when Donough Whut, 42, was taken into custody on charges of running over a two-year-old child with a lawn mower. "What's the big deal?" he said. "I was mowing my lawn, giving my aweso...
A truth: A lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client. Knucklehead jock Andre Johnson has fu-ked himself out of $20 million, all because he represented himself during contract negotiations. See, Johnson represented himself when he sign...
Gary Coleman's moronic ex-wife, Shannon Price, says she pulled the plug on his life support to avoid "a Muhammad Ali situation" In an interview with TMZ shot the day after he died, the red-headed dimwit explained how a brain hemmorhage would've t...
A computer algorithm capable of identifying stupidity has been developed by Israeli researchers. The researchers analysed 666,000 Amazon and eBay reviews, people in line at the DMV, political candidates and several other sources of high-quotient...
Being stupid could make you lose your mind, recent research suggests. One recent long-term study found that really dumb people experience a much more pronounced and rapid decline in brain functions, writes Ima Smartie at the New York Times. Another f...
A team of researchers from the University of Chipping Sodbury have today published their findings about how having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this article. The boffins admit that if you do have a low I.Q. then you might just about...
If as we suspect there are intelligences greater than ours in this vast Universe, they would surely look on humans as just about the most stupid of any so called intelligent life. In our Galaxy alone there are estimated to be 200 billion stars, probably each having their own solar systems, with orbiting planets, and then there are estimated to be hundreds of billions of galaxies in this great...
A question I ask myself undoubtedly hundreds if not thousands of times each day, is if a single person could personify everything that is stupidity, who would that person be? And today I'm glad to announce that an answer has been finally deduced. And the answer is you. The person I'm talking about knows who he is. With your shitty aesthetically retarded poetry and amazingly terrible pseudo int...
Jack Straw asked Facebook, the social networking site, to remove a group set up by fans of the satirical TV series The Thick Of It after complaints were received that it attracts too many thick bastards. The group, which purports to be for mature...
A scientific fact has been proven, cooking made us what we are today, a bunch of morons and Gordon Ramsey is the perfect f*cking example! Scientists have discovered that when mankind turned to eating cooked meats it seperated him from other specie...
VANCOUVER-The United States has continued to bring home Olympic Gold, with 2 out of 8 medalists winning top honors, and Germany and France trailing at 6 total medal wins. In an unprecedented decision, the Olympic Committee has unanimously decided...
Yes it's true. At last the news that green campaigners have been waiting for - all climate skeptics are brain dead morons who can't even manage to do their own secondary research (reading other people's papers on the subject). An anthropolegicalge...
Addis Ababa, ETHIOPIA - Scientists working in this impoverished African nation claim to have discovered the secret to long-term sustained weight loss, summarized by researcher Pete Morgan as follows: "QUIT EATING SO DAMN MUCH!" Morgan went on t...
A local man, long regarded as an idiot by neighbours was today subjected to a vicious assault after he attempted to bite a pit bull terrier at his local supermarket. Damian Hogan,51, was set upon by irate locals after launching a sustained and vio...
Idiot of the month (so far) Three Simple rules for the perfect crime. 1. Take the money 2. Head to Mexico 3. Don't brag on Facebook Oh Maxi Sopo, so close to a full house and a life time in the sun, but how little you must know about the power of social networking. Maxi Sopo, a fugitive on the run has been caught out by the newly diagnosed status update obsession (In my head I'm a do...
Los Angeles, CA: It's offical. After much deliberation by the citizens of LA and call-in votes from all over America, the dubious title of 'Village Idiot' has been bestowed upon rapper Kanye West after his latest tantrum on last Sunday's Video Musi...
Toledo, Ohio - An angry crowd of plumbers, gun owners, and other supporters marched through the streets of downtown Toledo, Saturday, led by anti-tax advocate, Joe the Plumber. They brandished a wide array of pipe-wrenches, plumbing snakes, as well...
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