Cooking turned humans into what they are today, a bunch of morons; ask Gordon Ramsey!

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Tuesday, 2 March 2010

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Proof that cooking turned many humans into what they are today, MORONS!

A scientific fact has been proven, cooking made us what we are today, a bunch of morons and Gordon Ramsey is the perfect f*cking example!

Scientists have discovered that when mankind turned to eating cooked meats it seperated him from other species attempting to rule the world: apes, gorillas and baboons were further up "the HILL" but then man dropped a bit of raw flesh in the fire and the rest is history!

Today we have many fabulous examples of cooks acting like intelligent morons:

1) Gordon "The Fuck" Ramsey, more money than brains and more mouth than the backside of one of his Angus Cattle!

2) Jamie Oliver, more money than Gordon, less mouth but miles of front, wicked!

3) Nigella Lawson, more front than Jamie, more behind than Gordon's Angus cattle but loves a bit on the oven!

4) Delia Smith, evolution stopped right there!

There are plenty of other examples of mankinds moronic development since cooking began and here are a few to begin with:

McDonalds = No comment necessary
KFC = Bankok Chickens Genocide
Pizza Hut = Italien Genocide
Burger King = Meat genocide
Wimpy Bar = now extinct, who gives a fuck!
Starbucks = alive and kicking, what a shame!

God actually intended the human race to be vegetarians but failed to see the dangers of playing with fire!

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