Gary Coleman's Ex: She's not just smart, she's K-Mart smart.

Written by anthonyrosania

Thursday, 3 June 2010

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Midget Brain Death

Gary Coleman's moronic ex-wife, Shannon Price, says she pulled the plug on his life support to avoid "a Muhammad Ali situation"

In an interview with TMZ shot the day after he died, the red-headed dimwit explained how a brain hemmorhage would've turned her ex into a 6'3" heavyweight boxer.

"The doctors told us that even if they had done surgery on him, he would've died," Price said. "He would've bled to death during the surgery. Even if they did take a chunk out of his brain, he'd basically be like Muhammad Ali."

"This woman is a turd," said a doctor serving in the purgatory known as Utah Hospital. "We never told her any of that crap. And didn't he say he was still a virgin? What the hell? I mean, maybe if she f--ked him once or twice he would have been able to walk to the kitchen without falling ass-over-really-small-elbow!"

Cary Coleman's corpse refused to comment.

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