The long anticipated brand new series of Top Gear started 2 weeks ago. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May have been recently filming more episodes for the fantastic 13th season of the hit BBC car show. The Challenge Producers of Top...
No one would have believed that in the early part of of the 21st century, a woman would have kept her identity a secret for so long. Now the identity of the 'Stig' is to be revealed on the long-running BBC series, for petrolheads,'Top Gear'. It ha...
BBC's award winning motor show 'Top Gear' was at the centre of a storm tonight as it was claimed that they had falsified the test results of the new BMW 8 series on their show. Jeremy Clarkson is alleged to have used the performance specifications of...
Apple have decided to move into the automotive industry and have launched a direct competitor to the Smart Car, with double the price tag. The new super-mini will be called the iCar Nano, and comes complete with a link to iTunes and an iPod dock s...
Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has defended his decision to call Prime Minister Gordon Brown a "one-eyed Scottish idiot" in an interview with Australian journalists in Sydney, saying that he did so in "an entirely economic sense". The presente...
The television presenter James May is to be deported from Great Britain our sources tell us. The long haired Top Gear presenter who is nick named Captain Slow is in fact Nigerian. Mr May, 49, has been living in the UK under an assumed identity fo...
In what is expected to be a fascinating show, some of the greatest motors to appear on the big screen will be examined and critiqued by the 'Monsters of the Automotive world'; Jeremy Clarkson, James May and 'Little Richard'Hammond.. The cars will be...
6'5' "Jells" Clarkson hinted recently that he "might go all the way - you know, chop off the old todger, mount it on a plinth, award it annually in a 'prick of the year' ceremony. 'His Tonyness' springs to attention for the first one", he went on, w...
Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkeson (47) was shot at today by Director General of the BBC Mark Thomson. In dramatic scenes at the Top Gear offices this morning, Jezza was sat at his desk playing with his Matchbox dinky cars contemplating the compl...
That wanker, Jeremy Clarkson, is at it again! The Top Gear host has reacted to the news that Swindon Council are to remove Speed Cameras on the town's roads by advising members of his viewing audience to: "Get down to Wiltshire! The cameras are down!...
Producers have strongly denied that the latest feature to appear on the popular motoring show "Top Gear" will be harmful to the environment. Previous features on the programme have included a dog vs car race across the unblemished and pure wastes...
Popular petrol-heads, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, have decided to waste more TV licence-payer's money by doing a 'live' world tour. The trio have been compared to Compo, Foggy and Clegg of 'Last of the Summer Wine' fame. The t...
Richard Hammond of Top Gear has announced his intention to crash at high speed again. The diminutive presenter was involved in a near fatal collision after an encounter with a jet powered contraption.
BBC Top Gear presenter, newspaper columnist, author and jeans wearer Jeremy Clarkson has admitted he actually knows nothing at all about cars.
Jeremy Clarkson has admitted today, that he never passed his driver's test. The broadcaster and TV presenter, from Oxfordshire, told the press this morning, that he failed his exam.
A high level BBC investigation into the cause of the road accident last year that almost killed Top Gear presenter Richard "the Hamster" Hammond has blamed it on no tyres.
A new train in France has broken the World Land Speed record previously held by recently-dead BBC Top Gear nutcase, Richard Hamster.
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