Although last week's big solar flare knocked out some communications and caused other smaller problems, it was only when the Siberian Train System was restored and made it's way into the farthest reaches of Siberia did the worst damage come to light.
The International Simultaneous Solar Observatory Synchronised Satellite System (ISSOSSS) has finally attained its orbit around the sun on the opposite side of Earth's orbit to Earth itself, allowing scientists their first view of the entire sun simul...
PM David Cameron still has a long way to go to sell his Big Society to the nation, a poll by The Daily Arse has revealed. The shocking stats will leave Cameron reeling as he tries to transform the lame duck UK into a pedigree racing pigeon. Some, in fact all, the results of the Daily Rottweiller poll results were: How Well Do You Understand The Big Society? Fuck Off 5% Is It Like Big Br...
Horror in the UK this morning as astronomy call centres were swamped with calls relating that the the moon and the sun had actually collided within a minute of daybreak. There seems to be general agreement that the sun appears to have swallowed the m...
The Sun newspaper has today printed an unreserved apology to Liverpool Football Club, relatives of the 96 victims of the Hillsborough tragedy, and all other decent honest people. The front page consisted entirely of the headline "WE LIED! WE ARE...
In an extraordinary confession the Sun has stated that it is BRAINLESS In an editorial the paper comments: 'We realise that ogling women's bums and breasts is for those who have a limited appetite for news. We are therefore not qualified to pass a...
The sun, big, orangey, fiery ball in the sky, has been ordered to leave the UK amid the coalition governments latest round of spending cuts. Residents of the United Kingdom noticed the weather becoming a little chilly last week, but reports today...
Sources close to Manchester United and England striker, Wayne Rooney claim that he has largely dismissed a Sun newspaper article attributed to Kevin Keeegan, which claimed that his confidence was 'shot.' Keegan, the former Liverpool and Hamburg pl...
In a wildly random and irrational statement The Sun has claimed that 'The Egg Came First'. The so-called professional reporters used their usual level of tabloid journalistic skills to write the article, which was situated between a piece on Wayne...
Derek Helious: Great, great, great, great, great, great grandson of the famous Greek Sun God 'Helious' made an unprecidented public appearance in Colwyn Bay this morning at a rally staged by 'anti global warming' protestors. In an interview with...
When it comes to who's first with the BIG STORIES it would appear that THE SPOOF beats THE SUN hands down every time! The popular British tabloid newspaper COMPLETELY OMITTED TO MENTION the perhaps INSIGNIFICANT fact that clouds of silica-loaded...
The UK and continental Europe could be gripped by more frequent cold winters in the future as a result of the "sun fizzling out", say researchers. They identified a link between fewer sunspots on people's skin and kite flying that "blocks" warm, w...
The Sun newspaper came under fire from decency campaigners last night after abandoning its family principles and publishing a pair of tits on the front page. Since 1970, the tits have always appeared on page three except in circumstances when a hu...
The Sun newspaper had to stop printing last night when the press ran out of asterisks. Angry Sun readers jammed the switchboard and a large noisy crowd gathered outside the Wapping headquarters early this morning, demanding to know if the paper would...
Spain is a country with a lot of sunshine. On average, parts of the country has upwards of 3,000 days of sunshine a year. That's a lot more than it needs, though the population no doubt finds it very enjoyable. By contrast, Iceland is a country th...
A man who sparked widespread panic and caused the US government to increase its alert code from green to red after falsely claiming his son was piloting a helium balloon, has been given an extraordinary sentence. Judge Stephen Schapanski told Ric...
East Anglia (AP) - In the wake of retreating sea ice and glaciers on earth, IPCC scientists at East Anglia now report that the solar ice cap has nearly disappeared and may be completely gone by 2035. The effect of the loss of the solar ice cap is ex...
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