In a sharply-worded statement to President Ihava Nodinnajaket of Iran, Gordon Brown almost sparked World War 3 when he asked if the President was deaf, dyslexic or just plain bloody ignorant. While the remainder of the world applauded Mr Brown's e...
An Iranian Children's show unwittingly presented a small child announcing to his Persian audience that his father calls his stuffed monkey by the name of President of the Most Noble and Totally Oppressive Dictatorship of Iran. Censors and scaredc cit...
It was announced today that President Hava Nodinnajaquet of Iran is to receive the Nobel Prize next month. President Hava Nodinnajaquet - sometimes mistaken for an ignorant, warmongering, nuclear-obsessed peasant called Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - when...
Allowing Iran's president to deliver Channel 4's Alternative Christmas Message has been judged by some government know-all's as 'the biggest media bollock dropped in 2008'. President Mahmoud Ah'madasmedad, in a repeat of his popular Tehran stand-up...
The traditional Christmas message delivered to the subjects of the United Kingdom will have some alternative and controversial rejoinder later in the Christmas Evening. The Queen will speak as usual during the 3pm Nativity Day nap time. Her message w...
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced to the world today that he is feeling stressed out! Could it be the US drones who follow him everywhere including the bathroom threatening to blow his ass up? Or perhaps it is the fact that Irania...
NY/NY Daily Worker - Barack Obama graciously accepted the Iranian's offer to join in the Presidential Debate process, and announced Ahmadinejad would be joining his team taking on Sen. McCain and Governor Palin in the upcoming debates. "I talked...
NY/NY The New York Times - Iran's President Mahmoud Ahadinejad, has accepted a speaking engagement at the UN on September 23 in order to pledge his support for Barack Obama, Iran's choice for the next President of the US. Ahadinejad, a student a...
Tehran, Iran, June, 2008: This reporter caught up with the Iranian president at the Tehran airport, as he was about to leave for a meeting with Fidel Castro in Cuba. Through his interpreter, he said there was only time for 10 questions about Iranian society. The reader should be aware that President Ahmadinejad always claims he is being misquoted in the American media.
A respected British academic today claimed he discovered has a new method of interpreting a person's personality. Dr. Ian Micheal Odd, of East Cheam University School of Bizarre and Obscure Behaviour, has spent more than 20 years studying "b...
Friends fear for the health of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who, according to reliable sources, "seems to be shrinking at an alarming rate."...
The President of Iran, Iva Gotta Nodinnajacket, has confessed, in a no-holds-barred interview, that when he's not threatening Israel or learning to read, he has a penchant for calling out bingo numbers at his local bingo hall.
In what is being called by some a gesture of brotherhood in the middle east, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad offered to help Israel move sometime in the near future.
Israel - (Reuterus & Bad Ass Mess): Pleading jet (s)lag and a pinched nerve in his abdomen, President Bush somehow managed to persuade Israeli PM Ehud Olmert today to take him to a holistic Tel Aviv brothel run on Kabbalistic principles by singer Ma...
Bollywood, The Sub Continent (IP) - Moe Ahmadinejad is making the rounds with the Television talk show circuit this week as Bollywood puts on the big push behind "The Three Amigos II" movie to be released Friday night. The leader of Iran...
In a crowded press conference here in Washington, Ahmadinejad's Mother Mrs. Sheeren Zahra claimed that Bush is her lost son. She said "bush was kidnapped in an early age while they were travelling with family towards southern Iran during an...
Tehran (AP) - Invoking the universal "get me off the hook" phrase "just kidding" Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad admitted today "I was just kidding…the holocaust really happened and we do have homosexuals in Iran. God,...
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