Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

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Recent foto sides with sick fuck theory

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced to the world today that he is feeling stressed out!

Could it be the US drones who follow him everywhere including the bathroom threatening to blow his ass up? Or perhaps it is the fact that Iranian Presidents are powerless figureheads bullied by the Ayatollahs, Imans and whirling dervishes?

Might it be the guilt that any decent person would suffer for denying the indisputable horror of the Holocaust and threatening a nation of Holocaust survivors and their spiritual descendants with extermination?

Others suggested that his mother didn't love him and that his father was emotionally removed. Those who noted his homo-denial presented the opposite evidence of a punitive mother and a weak but affectionate dad. One school of thought theorized that maybe he's just a sick fuck...

The prez predicted that if he could just get people to pronounce his name correctly he thought that he would feel much better...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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