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Funny story: Honeymoon......... Excavated!!!

Honeymoon......... Excavated!!!

All right. As I set out in search, here’s the etymology for the word “Honeymoon”. It all started during some king’s rule in some 340 AD in some North European place which was not part of EU then, which is besides the point. The actual point is, men during these pre-medieval times, abducted their women of choice, with help from their friends who, never revealed the whereabouts even if their gen...

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Funny story: Cell Phone Use Declines; Pay Phones Making Big Comeback

Cell Phone Use Declines; Pay Phones Making Big Comeback

The cell phone industry has been hard hit by recent news of the dangers involved with the once-popular small personal phones. In all parts of the world, motorists are colliding with bridge abutments as they chit chat with their friends on the portabl...

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Funny story: Paisley and Adams Reveal Friendship

Paisley and Adams Reveal Friendship

The Reverend Ian Paisley surprised many commentators today when he revealed that he and Gerry Adams were firm friends.

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Funny story: Don't Try This at Home

Don't Try This at Home

Many years ago when I was young and single I would go out with some friends each Friday night and drink. We were a mix of ages from early twenties to late thirties, some married, some not, generally skilled blue collar workers and all male. We would gravitate towards pubs with live music; preferably loud rock and when the pubs closed we would maybe go to a club or back to someone’s place a...

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Funny story: QUIZ...Are You A Loser?

QUIZ...Are You A Loser?

It's a Sunday night and once again it's time to kick back those shoes and do what you enjoy most...You A) Have a few tequila shots and hit the town with your friends, you rarely go to work Mondays anyway cause you're always hang over...

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Funny story: 50 Cent Awarded Purple Heart

50 Cent Awarded Purple Heart

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- At a packed press conference in 50 Cent's hometown, President Bush made an appearance to honor 50 for his remarkable accomplishments and achievements to the hood and the gangsta way of life. Many of 50's friends were on...

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Funny story: Fried Cauliflower Gives Missouri Man Major Gas

Fried Cauliflower Gives Missouri Man Major Gas

ST. LOUIS, MO (AP) - According to friends and relatives, Bill Windmire, 25, has major gas after consuming a hefty-sized plate of fried cauliflower.

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Funny story: Al Jazeera Replaces American On BBC

Al Jazeera Replaces American On BBC

The BBC have had enough of "Friends", "Sex in the City" and "Everyone Loves Raymond". They have accordingly turned to the new force in world television, Al Jazeera who have kindly outlined new programs you can expect to...

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Funny story: Artistry Eludes Me

Artistry Eludes Me

I always figured that someone with a healthy life, a good set of friends, or a stable family wouldn’t be able to become an artist. My theory was based on Van Gough’s ear, Picasso’s blueness, and Frida Kahlo’s broken back. Health, family, AND friendships all had to be faltering in order for your artistry to materialize. It was clear to me that if I ever wanted to accomplish being an artist I had to...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart Packing Her Bags

Martha Stewart Packing Her Bags

Friends of Martha Stewart say that she is packing her bags for her upcoming vacation at a yet undisclosed Federal Correction Facility. Next-door neighbor Beatrice Busybody says, "Yesterday I saw a big UPS van delivering nine great big new steame...

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Funny story: Affleck Only Methane Vapor

Affleck Only Methane Vapor

LOS ANGELES - To the astonishment of his friends and family, Ben Affleck announced today that he was not, in fact, an actor, or even a person. "I'm really just one of Jennifer Lopez's biggest farts," he confessed rather sheepishly.

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Funny story: Poll says 'Friends' is forgotten

Poll says 'Friends' is forgotten

FUSHICHA, Ind. -- Only a few weeks after its demise, the popular TV sitcom Friends has been entirely forgotten, according to a poll and random interviews.

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest and Friends Threaten to Sue WB

Ryan Seacrest and Friends Threaten to Sue WB

Ryan Seacrest is angry! In fact, he's hopping mad right now.

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Funny story: ‘Friends' Final Episode: A Big Disappointment

‘Friends' Final Episode: A Big Disappointment

A Gallup poll commissioned by NBC competitor, The Spice Channel (?), finds that 90% of Spice Channel viewers were highly disappointed with the final episode of Friends.

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Funny story: Putin - "Stalin and I were just good friends"

Putin - "Stalin and I were just good friends"

Vlad "The Impaler" Putin, Russian President and predicted winner of the upcoming Russian Presidential Elections, was today scornful of claims that he is the ‘New Stalin'.

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Funny story: Friends cast involved in Blaine-a-Like starvation stunt

Friends cast involved in Blaine-a-Like starvation stunt

The cast of popular TV show, Friends, have decided to end their comedy careers by starving themselves for forty days in an ice-cream truck's fridge. Cast member Matt Le Blanc explained:...

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Funny story: Shock discovery unearths Orwell's secret novel

Shock discovery unearths Orwell's secret novel

In one of the most sensational literary finds of the last century, the manuscript for George Orwell's last ever novel ‘2004' has been unearthed by friends of the late author.

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