QUIZ...Are You A Loser?

Written by Elizabeth Ke'te

Wednesday, 23 March 2005

It's a Sunday night and once again it's time to kick back those shoes and do what you enjoy most...You

A) Have a few tequila shots and hit the town with your friends, you rarely go to work Mondays anyway cause you're always hang over

B) Cook up a family roast for your family (a sunday night tradition)

C) Put on your saddest sunday night blues CD cause it's back to work tomorrow

D) Count your stamp and coin collection for the 5th time this week...just to make sure no one's stolen your precious valuables.

You've just come out of some public toilets at a bar when you notice everyone pointing, staring and laughing. You look down to see a five meter roll of toilet paper tucked into your bogan sucker undies. You...
A) Do the finger to everyone and casually hand the toilet paper to the barman.
B) Take a bow to the crowd and run back in the loo
C) Pull some off the end of the trail and blow your nose (you have a cold and swollen glands anyway)
D) Start shaking violently and crying really loud cause you just can't believe this has happened. You then pee your pants and faint from exhaustion

You've been invited to an ice skating party for old times sake. You're required to bring your own pair of ice skates, but oh no...you don't have any...No worries
A) Don't go cause that's so uncool anyway
B) Turn up and hire a pair
C) Buy a pair
D) Grab your pink woolworths sneakers and superglue some metal onto them. THEN...become totally inspired to sell a whole range of them at the sunday markets and call the brand, 'icy cool skates'.

If you've answered mostly
A- You're just too cool for school
B- You're very down to earth and loved by all
C- You're a little geeky, actually
D- You're a very big loser indeed

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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