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Funny story: America's Got Talent: The Odds on Favorite Is Currently Alice Tan Ridley, Who Happens To Be Gabourey Sidibe's Mom

America's Got Talent: The Odds on Favorite Is Currently Alice Tan Ridley, Who Happens To Be Gabourey Sidibe's Mom

HOLLYWOOD - Nick "The Stick" Cannon, host of America's Got Talent and soon-to-be-papa of his wife Mariah Carey's twin baby girls has never looked happier. He has participated in more of the AGT acts this year than any host in the history of realit...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Performs on America's Got Talent

Selena Gomez Performs on America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - The young teen singing sensation Selena Gomez pranced and danced on The America's Got Talent stage and really thrilled the audience with her fine as wine singing. AGT Host Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey's hubby even compared Selena to a you...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Three Popular Contestants Are Princess Poppycock, Maricar The Dominatrix, and Justin Bieber Wannabee Nathaniel Kenyon

America's Got Talent: Three Popular Contestants Are Princess Poppycock, Maricar The Dominatrix, and Justin Bieber Wannabee Nathaniel Kenyon

HOLLYWOOD - Mariah Carey's husband Nick "The Stick" Cannon, host of the award-winning talent show, America's Got Talent, has shown time after time that he is one of the most likable hosts on American TV. Nicky Poo, as Mariah calls him when they ar...

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Funny story: SuBo Chooses Sally Cohn (SaCo) as Duet and Possible Life Partner

SuBo Chooses Sally Cohn (SaCo) as Duet and Possible Life Partner

Susan Boyle, aka SuBo is still scouting for a singing partner to record an album of duets with and many are certain that her most recent consideration may just be the one that sticks-a Yank by the name of Sally Cohn. Sally Cohn, soon to be dubbed...

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Funny story: Vegas Flooded with Leftover America's Got Talent Contestants Who Can't Pay for Trip Back Home

Vegas Flooded with Leftover America's Got Talent Contestants Who Can't Pay for Trip Back Home

Bad news for America's Got Talent contestants who find themselves in Vegas with no chance of going on to Hollywood and no chance of getting a plane ticket home either-America's Got Talent overshot its' budget and can't pay for return tickets. "I...

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Funny story: Theoretical Physicist Fails to Impress America's Got Talent Judges with Wormhole Act

Theoretical Physicist Fails to Impress America's Got Talent Judges with Wormhole Act

Things got a little strange Wednesday night in Chicago when a one-man act by the name of Arcus Temporis came on stage armed only with a chalkboard and a piece of chalk and an eraser. "What is your name?" asked Piers Morgan of this wild-eyed man. In a Swedish accent, the man gave his name, "I am Arcus Temporis and I am 87 years olt," he said as he took in the huge crowd he stood before. "And...

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Funny story: Jesse James Is Reportedly Dating Maricar The Sexy Whip Cracking Dominatrix From America's Got Talent

Jesse James Is Reportedly Dating Maricar The Sexy Whip Cracking Dominatrix From America's Got Talent

LONG BEACH, California - The man who broke Sandra Bullock's heart, Jesse "The Shithead" James has revealed that he is in fact dating Maricar the sexy whip cracking dominatrix who is appearing on America's Got Talent. James said that when he first...

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Funny story: David Hasselhoff Shows Up At A Taping of America's Got Talent - Says He Forgot He Got Fired

David Hasselhoff Shows Up At A Taping of America's Got Talent - Says He Forgot He Got Fired

HOLLYWOOD - David "Hic" Hasselhoff says that he had not been drinking when he accidentally showed up at the television studio where America's Got Talent is filmed. David was asked by a security guard for AGT if he was sure that he had not been dri...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Dominatrix Is Dating Ryan Seacrest

America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Dominatrix Is Dating Ryan Seacrest

HOLLYWOOD - The word on the street is that America's Got Talent contestant Maricar The Sexy Dominatrix is dating American Idol host Ryan Seacrest. The two were reportedly spotted in Brooklyn having lunch at Al Pacino's eating establishment The Pho...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Comedian Doogie Horner Heckles The Entire Audience and Comes Out on Top

America's Got Talent: Comedian Doogie Horner Heckles The Entire Audience and Comes Out on Top

NEW YORK CITY - They say that New York audiences are hell on comedians, and the audience on America's Got Talent certainly did nothing to disprove that axiom. A 30-year-old graphic designer Doogie Horner strutted out onto the AGT stage looking lik...

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Funny story: Blue Men with Green Balls Wow America's Got Talent

Blue Men with Green Balls Wow America's Got Talent

It was a sight to behold Tuesday night when a group calling itself Fighting Gravity took the stage first thing and gave a show worthy of Vegas right off the bat. Said Piers Morgan, "I just love your green balls. How do you get them to separate an...

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Funny story: The Sickest, Stupidest Contestant To Ever Appear On America's Got Talent Is Jeremy "The Genital Daredevil" Kinison

The Sickest, Stupidest Contestant To Ever Appear On America's Got Talent Is Jeremy "The Genital Daredevil" Kinison

HOLLYWOOD - America's Got Talent has just entered into its fifth season and we can safely say that we have just witnessed without a doubt a person who is the sickest, stupidest contestant to ever set foot on the AGT performing stage. The fellas na...

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Funny story: Howie Mandel, The New Judge On America's Got Talent Has Been Fined For Accidentally Hitting The X-Buzzer A Bunch

Howie Mandel, The New Judge On America's Got Talent Has Been Fined For Accidentally Hitting The X-Buzzer A Bunch

HOLLYWOOD - The new kid (judge) on the block, Howie Mandel, has already been welcomed big time by having a $3,000 fine levied on him by the producer of the hit reality show America's Got Talent. AGT Producer Wyatt McViolin, stated that he hated to...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Whip-Cracking Dominatrix Is A Big Hit

America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Whip-Cracking Dominatrix Is A Big Hit

LOS ANGELES - Every year on America's Got Talent there is a certain act that really makes the judges sit up and take notice. This year is no exception and the act is Maricar the sexy, whip-cracking dominatrix. The 38-year-old masked beauty certain...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent Season Premier: David Hasselhoff Out - Howie Mandel In

America's Got Talent Season Premier: David Hasselhoff Out - Howie Mandel In

LOS ANGELES - America's Got Talent kicked off its fifth season and judge David "The Brewmaster" Hasselhoff was nowhere to be seen. And sitting in the Hoff's chair was Howie "Don't Touch Me Bro" Mandel. Howie apparently made a pretty good deal for...

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Funny story: David Hasselhoff Says He's Gone A Whole Week Without Acting Stupid

David Hasselhoff Says He's Gone A Whole Week Without Acting Stupid

LOS ANGELES - David Hasselhoff the former star of Baywatch and one of the three judges on the reality show America's Got Talent proudly boasted to his hairstylist, KiKiWiWi, that he actually went one whole week without getting drunk and making a fool...

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Funny story: David Hasselhoff Rushed To The Hospital (Again)

David Hasselhoff Rushed To The Hospital (Again)

MALIBU BEACH, California - David Hasselhoff, noted actor, singer, America's Got Talent judge, and heavy-ass drinker was once again taken to the hospital by ambulance. The "Hoffs" maid Kumiko Takachini, 19, said that she was downstairs watching a J...

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