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Funny story: Sarah "Lumberjack" Palin Singled-Handedly Cuts Down A 170 Foot Tree On "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

Sarah "Lumberjack" Palin Singled-Handedly Cuts Down A 170 Foot Tree On "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

KODIAK ISLAND, Alaska - Sarah Palin and her husband Todd and their 16-year-old daughter Willow headed out to Afognak Island located on Kodiak Island in the seventh installment of the hit cable show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska. Afognak was founded...

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Funny story: Piper Palin Reveals She Loved Camping With The Eight Gosselin Kids But Added That 'Mama Kate' Was One Spoiled Bitch!

Piper Palin Reveals She Loved Camping With The Eight Gosselin Kids But Added That 'Mama Kate' Was One Spoiled Bitch!

WASILLA, Alaska - The youngest of the Palin daughters, nine-year-old Piper Palin, is one little Alaskan girl who is not the least bit shy about speaking her mind. Piper, who was named after the airplane, talked to her elementary school teacher Mrs...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina" Sweeping the Nation

"Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina" Sweeping the Nation

(US & A) - The reality-TV miniseries, Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina, has only been airing on The loosely-named Learning Channel for five episodes. But it is setting records in viewership, with more than 1 out of every 100 Americans...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Kate Gosselin Complains and Complains and Complains About Her Camping Trip With The Palin Family

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Kate Gosselin Complains and Complains and Complains About Her Camping Trip With The Palin Family

CHELATNA LAKE, Alaska - In the fifth installment of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska Kate Gosselin, of the Kate Plus 8 reality show remarked to Chucky Heath, Sarah's dad that she was thrilled beyond belief that she did not get eaten up by a grizzly bear.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Prooves Kate Gosselin's Shit "really does stink" as Diva Craps Her Pants on Alaskan Camping Trip!

Sarah Palin Prooves Kate Gosselin's Shit "really does stink" as Diva Craps Her Pants on Alaskan Camping Trip!

During an hilarious episode of " Sarah Palin's Alaska" last night, viewers were left to pee in their pants after Reality Show Diva, and constipated countenanced baby factory Kate Gosselin shit herself! Flying in with her brood to film a family cam...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Sarah Palin Remarks "Gosh Darnit Is It Friggin Cold Up Here Or Am I Just Glad To See Ya?"

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Sarah Palin Remarks "Gosh Darnit Is It Friggin Cold Up Here Or Am I Just Glad To See Ya?"

WASILLA - In the latest installment of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska we see the "You Betcha" gal heading up north, past the Arctic Circle, past the Land of the Eskimos, and even past Santa Claus Land, with her dad Chucky Palin and Palin family friend S...

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Funny story: Alaskans vs. State of Alaska and Sarah Palin

Alaskans vs. State of Alaska and Sarah Palin

April 1, 2012 - A group of concerned animals and citizens of Alaska has filed a wrongful nomination suit against the State of Alaska for creating an "attractive nuisance" that has resulted in the nomination of Sarah Palin for President of the United...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Has Been Voted The Best Fishing Show In The History Of Fish

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Has Been Voted The Best Fishing Show In The History Of Fish

WASILLA - The Third installment of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska has eclipsed the viewer numbers of the first two shows. Executives for the TLC Network Burgess Flackbubble and Irving Castowitz are so thrilled with the shows amazing ratings that they...

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Funny story: The Ratings For "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Are Shooting Through The Roof (No Pun Intended)

The Ratings For "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Are Shooting Through The Roof (No Pun Intended)

WASILLA - Sarah Palin has literally struck gold with her Alaskan based reality show. TLC Network executives are boasting that Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska is beating out top shows such as CSI: Las Vegas, Modern Family, Mafia Cake Boss, The Jersey S...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's New Reality Show, "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Is A Big Hit

Sarah Palin's New Reality Show, "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Is A Big Hit

WASILLA, Alaska - The ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin sat out on her front porch at her home on Lake Lucille and told a friend on her cell phone that she was thrilled that the first installment of her new reality show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska wa...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Considers Relocating to Alaska

Kate Gosselin Considers Relocating to Alaska

Kate Gosselin has been enamored with Sarah Palin ever since meeting her this past summer and sharing a tent with her in the Alaskan wilderness. In fact, Kate has become such good friends with the White House hopeful that she is considering packing up...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin has Another Say it Ain't So Joe Moment

Sarah Palin has Another Say it Ain't So Joe Moment

Many will remember in the 2008 elections when Sarah Palin and Joe Biden were just getting ready to debate and Palin asked Biden, "mind if I call you Joe?" The reason was later evident because Palin was eager to use her now famous line "Say it ain't s...

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Funny story: Into The Semi-Wild- A Noble Alaskan Experiment

Into The Semi-Wild- A Noble Alaskan Experiment

This is a record of a noble experiment conducted by me, rfreed. With this journal I will record my experiences of the next month over Christmas vacation during which time I will be alone in a cabin in the woods outside of Fairbanks, Alaska. In this period I will pursue the purifying of my mind and spirit as can only happen in true solitude and quiet. I hope in this time to break down the many wall...

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Funny story: Something Unspeakable Is Happening On The Coast Of Alaska

Something Unspeakable Is Happening On The Coast Of Alaska

Cordova, Alaska 8:35 AM- There has been an apparent series of attacks on residents in the small Alaska coastal town of Cordova, approximately 100 miles south of Valdez, Alaska. More on this as we get it. BREAKING NEWS: Cordova, Alaska 8:50 AM...

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Funny story: Alaska is located next to Cape Town ‎

Alaska is located next to Cape Town ‎

Have you ever watched a cat playing with a mouse? I mean, those deadly moments ‎when the mouse tries her best to escape death? It's a mixed feeling. Anyway, apologists ‎put the blame on the mouse because they believe had she not performed antics the cat ‎would have spared her life. ‎ How about a 'hanging judge'? Yes, in your life time. Well, such a person did once live ‎among us and he acted ex...

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Funny story: A Sarah Palin Shocker: Levi Johnston Has Seen Sarah Palin's "Secret" Tattoos

A Sarah Palin Shocker: Levi Johnston Has Seen Sarah Palin's "Secret" Tattoos

WASILLA, Alaska - The young man who says he will be the next mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, Levi Johnston says that he has an interesting secret to reveal. Johnston, the ex-future son-in-law of the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, says that when he w...

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Funny story: Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club Senator Ted Stevens dead in plane crash

Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club Senator Ted Stevens dead in plane crash

Dillingham - (RIP Mess): Alaska's near defunct Corrupt Bastards Club is in mourning today following the news that Ted Stevens was one of five fatalities in a downed DeHavilland DHC-3T accident. Stevens, 86, the longest serving Republican in the h...

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