Kate Gosselin Considers Relocating to Alaska

Funny story written by Charpa93

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

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Kate Gosselin has been enamored with Sarah Palin ever since meeting her this past summer and sharing a tent with her in the Alaskan wilderness. In fact, Kate has become such good friends with the White House hopeful that she is considering packing up the 8 kids and moving them all to Alaska. Kate claims she has written proof from Sarah herself that she should move there as soon as possible before winter really sets in.

It's not just Sarah Palin that has Kate salivating over the last frontier, but the hope of finding a suitable mate who doesn't mind settling down with a woman who is just one child shy of a baseball team.

In fact, Kate's first choice for relocation was Los Angeles, but she claims that whenever she told anyone in Los Angeles that she had eight kids-by choice-they just looked at her like she was a few fruit loops shy of a box. Kate decided that wasn't an environment she wanted her kids to grow up in. Sources close to Kate say at one point she considered hiring a full-time surrogate mother so that she, at least, could relocate there, but thought better of it. Especially since the cameras seem to catch every danged moment of her life.

"Sarah has assured me that having 8 kids is not unusual in Alaska and is even welcomed," said Kate. She claims Sarah also assured her that the men in Alaska are so desperate for a mate, they won't even realize you have 8 kids, especially when 6 of them look so much alike. "Just have one of two of them in a room at one time, and you'll get away with it no problem," Sarah said in her message to Kate.

One Alaskan resident, a Mr. Rfreeze, (a distortion of his name to throw off the police), is said to already have designs on the octo-mom. "She is one hot babe, I don't mind telling you, and if she'll have me, I'll make an honest woman out of her in no time." He added, "All those letters telling her how welcome she'll be in Alaska and how much she'll love living here, signed 'Sarah' really paid off."

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