Two of just hundreds of Green Schemes devised by Al "Big Horn Dawg" Gore, continue to not only survive but thrive on taxpayer money as it was announced today Fisker Motors was buying an abandoned GM plant in Delaware, and Tesla Motors was approved...
Former Vice President, Al Gore, in a startling announcement revealed today that he has a pedigree. "It's true," Gore said. "I'm actually a Poodle." When pressed for which type of Poodle he actually is, Gore stated, "I am a Standard Poodle."...
Ballston, VA: Mired amid controversy of alleged infidelity and sexual misconduct, former Vice President and prominent global warming activist, Al Gore, angrily dismissed these accusations today at a press corps luncheon. Gore raised eyebrows by di...
Allegations by a 54-year-old Portland massage therapist that Al gore sexually assaulted her was just a "stunt," according to the trickster who claims to have staged the incident at he behest of pro-oil drilling and anti-global warming forces. "Y...
Tipper Gore told friends that she can breathe a lot easier now that hubby, Al Gore, is gone. "Al gained so much weight there at one time, I thought he was going to crush me every month when we had sex", stated Tipper, according to a friend and mem...
A new 'Birther' Controversy has arisen after Al Gore was accused of being a 'sex crazed poodle' by a groomer in a Pet Bed & Breakfast in Portland, Oregon and has refused to show his AKC papers. Allegedly born in a breeding kennel noted for pro...
GRAND ISLE, Louisiana - Al Gore was in Grand Isle helping the locals gather up tar balls when he was asked about his recent molestation allegations. It appears that back on October 29, 2006, Gore was in Portland, Oregon, where he was on a book sig...
Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus & Shaggy Dog Story): It's enough to give a dog a bad name. Former Vice President Al Gore has taken up the Poodle moniker after a masseuse branded him 'the dog's bollox' (sic). The last time a politico had that cani...
According to new reports in several tabloids the key to the Al & Tipper Gore break-up was the fact that Tipper always suspected her husband of fooling around. "I blame Bill Clinton for this", stated a friend of the family. "Tipper saw what Cli...
In a still unraveling case in Oregon, police reports reveal a strange case of alleged crotch sniffing by former VP Al Gore described by the plaintiff as nothing more than ' a hound dog with a pedigree....a sex crazed poodle!" The plaintiff, her na...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Scarlett Johansson says it has been two weeks since Sandra Bullock kissed her on the lips during the MTM Movie Awards telecast. The 25-year-old actress confided to her hair stylist, Mr. FuFi Fondue, that since that night she has...
EA Sports, the manufacturer of popular, realistic sports video and action games for all gaming platforms, is set to release its newest installment of the NCAA Football franchise later this summer. In the words of the game's color announcer, ESPN's...
KANSAS CITY - Al Gore was the guest speaker at a convention for The Omaha Steak Providers Coalition Alliance. The group, which was founded in 1869, is responsible for providing more steaks to the entire world that the next ten leading steak provi...
Laurie David, the wife of television icon Larry David, is a social activist for Environmental issues. She is also now accused of having an affair with former Vice President Al Gore that ended his forty year marriage to wife Tipper. At a press con...
So much for the remaining sugary myth of the ever perfect Al Gore and his College Sweetheart Tipper living in matrimonial bliss for 40 years. It turns out that for the last two years the noxious carbon footprint was unable to 'curb his enthusiasm'...
It started early last year when turkeys and chickens began fighting outside the country mansion of the Al Gore family and it hasn't stopped yet. In May of last year, the former Vice President's daughter Kristin divorced her husband, Paul Cusack.
Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to promote tourism while criticizing Arizona's crack...
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