Former Vice President, Al Gore, in a startling announcement revealed today that he has a pedigree.
"It's true," Gore said. "I'm actually a Poodle."
When pressed for which type of Poodle he actually is, Gore stated, "I am a Standard Poodle."
It has been well documented that Standard Poodles tend to be the most sex-crazed of all Poodle types.
"It's been a longstanding secret the Gores have guarded," Gore continued. "Something about the full moon brings out the sex-crazed characteristic in us."
An unnamed relative of Gore's, a Tea Cup Poodle, confirms that he too has to fight bouts of unbridled libido.
"It's a family secret Al has let slip out, much to our shame," the relative confirmed. "Our preference would be to be Saint Bernards or a German Shepherds. However, we are stuck with this Poodle identity, which is highly embarassing. One wild romp with a masseusse and it's all out in the open. Thanks, Al!"
