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Thursday, 24 June 2010

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According to new reports in several tabloids the key to the Al & Tipper Gore break-up was the fact that Tipper always suspected her husband of fooling around.

"I blame Bill Clinton for this", stated a friend of the family. "Tipper saw what Clinton was up to on those road trips and she thought Al was doing the same thing."

However, Tipper Gore has answered that it is true.

"There were all these environmentalists, or mental-lists as I call them", stated Tipper. "I'm not going to sit home while he's out roaming around. Let's see how losing $200-$300 million hits him! Probably pretty rough since he's so tight."

Tipper had accused Al of seeing a Tennessee Titan cheerleader, a message therapist and a lady environmentalist whom he got a cushy job, and was even caught visiting their house.

Gore had told her that the lady was very good at her job and he recommended her because of her work. She had came by the house to thank him.

"Well, she certainly was grateful", the friend stated that Tipper had told her. "Because I found an extra naughty nightie in with my nightgowns when I went to change. I guess she left in a hurry because I returned home two hours earlier than I expected."

"Actually, I had bought that one for Tipper as a gift", stated the friend, "but I couldn't say anything without her getting mad at me. I'd be right there on the list with the others."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Al Gore, Tipper Gore

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