Written by Bureau

Sunday, 13 June 2010

image for Rough Year For Al Gore Family After Third Split!

It started early last year when turkeys and chickens began fighting outside the country mansion of the Al Gore family and it hasn't stopped yet.

In May of last year, the former Vice President's daughter Kristin divorced her husband, Paul Cusack. Then his Uncle E. Gore divorced his Aunt Thatamess Gore. Last week, Al and Tipper Gore announced that they'd be separating after 40 years of marriage.

Now comes the news that another Gore marriage is on the rocks, or perhaps, had a few too many 'on the rocks'.

A family friend has told UP2 that Al and Tipper's daughter Karenna Karenna Schiff has been separated from her husband, Andrew Schiff, for several months now and may be nearing divorce proceedings. However, the couple is apparently seeking counseling in hopes of reconciling.

Al and his son-in-law, Andrew, had raised funds for charity together in the past with their act of "Schiff & Stiff".

Meanwhile, Al's grandparents, Bull & Plintey Gore in a Cookeville, Tennessee nursing home, have asked to be placed in separate rooms.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Al Gore, Tipper Gore

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