Bountifully, Africa has given much to the world of journalism: AIDS, Ebola, drugs, rape, child abuse, famine, blood diamonds, genocide, Apartheid, governmental corruption and now thankfully...WITCHCRAFT Over the past few years I've heard many the occasional vague rumour of heartrending stories possibly involving children, as young as 2 hrs old being labeled as 'witches', 'wizards' and 'warlock...
Pope Benedict, on his first visit to Africa, today claimed that no contraception and people that can hardly afford to eat sending their money to the Vatican is helpful to the African people. 'It's helpful', he said in Cameroon. 'OK, it isn't, but...
The once radical Jesus movement attracted followers and created enemies because of its progressive views concerning human dignity, women's rights and social justice. The cosmopolitan city of Rome became a center in the new worldview. And it cam...
The BBC today refused to broadcast an appeal for people starving to death in Africa, saying 'it would not be impartial to show such a thing. The situation in Africa is a highly complex and political one, and we have a duty to our viewers to be as spi...
Washington,DC/ Tribal News - Carrying the traditional i-kiwas, a short thrusting spear, a descendant of Zulu King, Shaka, tried to present a tribal offering to incoming President Obama, which unfortunately led to his immediate arrest sparking an int...
Washington, DC/ Leisure Times - The President Elect, Barack Hussein Obama I, says his job is "over", and now he needs "time to rest!" Obama made the statement at a national news conference after he turned the day to day running of the country over t...
In a further attempt to impose a bit of Americana into the lives of third world countries, The U.S. based Christian Coalition funded a "Thanksgiving Relief Effort" designed to bring the American November feast to three countries in Central Africa. T...
Dar Es Salaam - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): African Union CEO Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete has hailed Barack Obama as the new Horn of Africa after photos of the US President-Elect showering with Kenyan schooldays chums were posted on the internet. Obama,...
Harare, Zimbabwe - Robert Mugabe has stunned the world once again by announcing his resignation as President of Zimbabwe with immediate effect. The controversial Mugabe was once hailed as a symbol of the new Africa, but a brutal regime and ruined...
When VPILF-NOT Sarah Palin was informed that Africa is a continent , not a country, she seems to have found her new mission in life. Palin explained: "When I learned that Africa had split apart into many different tribes and countries, I just k...
Juneau, Alaska - (Sorry Ass Mess): A Fux news anchor has weighed in with the first anti-Sarah Palin slur of the new presidential era. TV correspondent Carl Cameron has mocked Palin on primetime by claiming she was ignorant of ex-Bush Secretary of...
Kenya, Africa - Last week reported photos of Barack Obama's mother, Stanley Anne Dunham, completely nude surfaced on the internet causing many to speculate if there were any more scandalous photos of Barack Obama's family members in provocative poses...
A Manchester man, Gary (Gazza) Grimshaw (No relation to Eileen off Coronation Street) today claimed that there had been some violence somewhere in Africa and that people were being shot with guns and mashed up with machetes, and that Arthur Pewty was...
World War Obsessives George Hedge and his aide Tony Blurt confirmed this morning that Africa was indeed the terrorist threat they have been waiting for all along. Misguided attempts at destroying Osama Been Hiding and the rest of the Arab World were...
The Government of the African nation of Uganda has banned the wearing in public of the miniskirt by women (men are still permitted to wear them, but that is another story). They claim that this was done to prevent traffic accidents, both car and ox...
TUNIS - The foreign minister of Tunisia, I' bin Farteen, has announced that the northeast corner of the country has broken off and declared independence. He said that section of Tunisia is now calling itself Threenesia. He added he was confident that...
Washington D.C.-John McCain, in efforts only described as pointless, recently made headlines in his proposal to visit "Black Country" Africa. His campaign manager described the reasoning as a "cultural exploration of the natural habit...
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