Juneau, Alaska - (Sorry Ass Mess): A Fux news anchor has weighed in with the first anti-Sarah Palin slur of the new presidential era.
TV correspondent Carl Cameron has mocked Palin on primetime by claiming she was ignorant of ex-Bush Secretary of State Gen Colon Bowel's humanitarian works programs including his eponymous colonic irrigation clinics in the Horn of Africa.
The shit then really hit the fan when Cameron said Palin mixed up the Horn of Africa with the Horn of Plenty, a black chantrelle or 'trumpet of the dead' fungal delicacy after which Warp Records' Brooklyn-based indie rock band Grizzly Bear named their 2004 debut album.
Cindy McCain is virtually bankrupt.
