Monday, 14 July 2008

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"Bloody Fucking Zombie Cracker"

Washington D.C.-John McCain, in efforts only described as pointless, recently made headlines in his proposal to visit "Black Country" Africa. His campaign manager described the reasoning as a "cultural exploration of the natural habitat and culture of Obama's people."

"I felt it was my duty as an opponent of a creature running for president that I make attempts to better understand the thought process behind it"-McCain spoke in the speech at the press meeting. "I wanted to have a better grasp of the mental capacity of certain…wild animals…and what kind of reasoning skills they have. Primate Obama keeps pushing an exit strategy for Iraq, and I want to know if part of its animal-like mental disability is from its heredity; and from my trip experience, I can say a definite yes."

McCain's comments were greeted from applause and joyous up rise in the racist group, KKK, section of the audience; though the "animalistic centrists and left wingers" at the meeting responded with dead silence.

"That bloody fucking hell-hole Africa was just a third dimension freak show. I do not understand why the hell people want to save those damn bastards…they are like a rabid disease carrying shit fly. Obviously, that is why Primate Obama is a total complete dick head. There is absolutely NO point to those bloody fucking African's existence; at all."

One brave reported asked-"Are you asserting that black people are inferior to whites?" John's response was that "If you mean by blacks those evil, wicked alien like creatures, than yes; whites are obviously the superior race. By electing me as President, America is assured a quality, white male; who puts the interests of the white upper elite first."

Obama's only response to McCain's trip comments was "at least I'm not some bloody fucking zombie cracker."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: John McCain, Africa




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