Lots of talentless nobodies that rely on the media to be famous and to sell their 'music' to the public today announced they were going to inflict a version of the REM song 'Nobodies Hurt Our Ears' on the public in aid of their own self-publicity. Th...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears entered the recording studio at Roundabout Records to record her latest single titled, "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched." Britney said that she really feels that her new song can become a big hit. She remarked...
Reknowned astrophysicist Ferbert T. Weedledom and Nubile Prize winning environmentalist Felicia T. Weedledee announced publication of their research paper entitled, "A Baker's Guide to Planetary Acoustics," in which they assert that the cumulative effect of acoustical energy generated by noise-producing events, in combination with electromagnetism and gravitational influences, are responsible for...
A local New Jersey man, 43y.o Garth Rodgers said to have "hit the disco clubs" last night was left in shock when he entered a local club. "I could not believe what i saw! Almost every woman had a mini skirt and a tight top. You could almost see t...
As the Gordy B and BO rock circus rolls into the Netherlands this week, the boys nearly came unstuck with their planned release of the third single from the highly anticipated covers album, due out next month. The success of the boys singing caree...
Following the runaway success of Gordy B and BO's reworked pro-war song 'WAR', which has been on the UK and US top spot for more than three weeks now, the boys are planning to release a new single. Gordy B spoke to us from his Mayfair hotel. "We j...
The Five Nudes have included a Free 150 page photo magazine and Video of performances with their new CD, "No Nudes Is Bad Nudes" and think that, at only $10.95, you're getting a bargain. "We've had 500,000 pre-orders stated Sherry "Boom Boom" Lan...
In a bizarre twist of cultural hype, Gordon Brown and Barack Obama have joined together and released a single, in the hopes of garnering an unprecedented UK and US joint number 1. Taking inspiration from Rage Against The Machine grabbing the highl...
London, England. Hot new music group, the Breathholes, have landed in America to consolidate their nationwide fame here in Britain, as well as may be even get some new fans in the 'States. The four lads, sporting smart suits and well groomed hair,...
LONDON - Anita Pallenberg, who is considered to be England's oldest band groupie will turn 65, on January 25. The Chichester native originally met the Rolling Stones in Munich, Germany in 1965. She instantly began a two year affair with the late S...
Famous musician Billy Joel released a surprise statement today in which he admits to starting the fire. Accused of arson in 1988, Joel released song "we didn't start the fire" in 1989 in which he accuses everyone and everything from Communism to...
The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards will have no shortage of powerhouse artists performing on January 31st, 2010 at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. Fred Durst and Jennifer Lopez are among the first round of performers that have already committed to...
Seventeen years after its single release, Rage Against The Machine's UK chart-topping Christmas novelty record has been translated into the Queen's English. The translation comes courtesy of the Chegwin Institute for Phonographic Operations. A spo...
An Oxfordshire man in his thirties has been unexpectedly caught humming a Gary Glitter tune. The incident occurred at around 8:30 this morning as he was travelling to work in his motor car. Edward Leighton, 36, was driving along the A40 towards...
Rihanna at a press conference came out to say that she supports her people's cultural rituals and is petitioning the government for a Sambia awareness day on the Calander. Rihanna said, "I was intrigued by the rite of passage into manhood which...
A long lost recording of Lynyrd Skynyrd's 'Freebird' was uncovered at an undisclosed Alabama address yesterday. The track, thought to be the original recording, comes in at just under two weeks and thirty five minutes. Wade Gurber, music histor...
I must admit I was sceptical when I first received this cable for review from Hairless HiFi cable company. At £500 a metre it seemed a little expensive. This uni-directional quasi fluxed gold connexion cable has the usual quantum tunnelling, light wave amplification and electrical dampening properties HiFi buffs have come to know and love in the higher end price bracket, but in addition, it is...
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