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Funny story: Waddingtons release Portuguese version of 'Cluedo' called 'Arguido'

Waddingtons release Portuguese version of 'Cluedo' called 'Arguido'

The well-known family board game Cluedo has been released in Portugal by Waddingtons. This version will be marketed under the name Arguido and will have some differences from the version played by th...

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Funny story: Police to get 8 month detention rights under new "alqaeda" law

Police to get 8 month detention rights under new "alqaeda" law

The British Government has finally found a way to detain terrorist suspects for more than 28 days. They will be named as "alqaedas" or "official suspects" in a new law to be announced by the

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Funny story: Al Guido to change name after Portuguese police keep questioning him

Al Guido to change name after Portuguese police keep questioning him

A poor Italian sod living in Portugal has decided to change his name after the police keep bothering him. Signor Al Guido, who works for an Italian export company, has: Been interviewed by the police 4 times in a week. Had his house searched. Ha...

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Funny story: Holiday Hoodies Run Riot In Rhyl Rumpus

Holiday Hoodies Run Riot In Rhyl Rumpus

Police in Rhyl say they are looking for an "extremely young girl" after an amusement arcade in the seaside town was terrorised and "taken apart" by a gang of children wearing hooded tops. The girl in question, who is thought to have been the alleg...

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Funny story: British media launches massive attack on Portugal over McCanns

British media launches massive attack on Portugal over McCanns

The tiny country of Portugal continued to suffer massive bombardment from the British media, incensed at the way in which British couple Gerry and Kate McCann are being treated by the police and news...

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Funny story: Cat attacks Goblin

Cat attacks Goblin

An irate cat assaulted a defenseless Goblin in an abandoned warehouse in Washington, DC yesterday.

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Funny story: Cheese crisis continues

Cheese crisis continues

The police have continued to make arrests throughout northern England as police attempt to crackdown on the cheese dealing trade.

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Funny story: New terror police

New terror police

The new branch of terror police, armed with axes, has been re-deployed from today. They were suspended from duty last year, after several incidents, within London's tube network.

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Funny story: Teenage gun crime - police arrest "the community"

Teenage gun crime - police arrest "the community"

Following criticisms by politicians, the media and the church of the community for allowing horrifying gun crime to stalk the streets of England like a big stalking thing, the police have acted swiftly and arrested "the community"

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Funny story: Sausage Attack Mother Calls For Sterner Punishment For Her Wayward Son

Sausage Attack Mother Calls For Sterner Punishment For Her Wayward Son

A boy in Manchester who assaulted an old man with a sausage has come in for some scathing criticism from the most unlikely source - his mum.

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Funny story: Foxy Brown Takes Out Two New Jersey Cops

Foxy Brown Takes Out Two New Jersey Cops

Cunnilinga Marchingband has gotten into trouble with the police again. After shortening her name to Inga Marchand, for grammatical reasons and then changing it again to the 'simpler to spell' name Foxy Brown, she's had nothing but grief.

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Funny story: Apartheid police chief laced activitst's pants with arsenic

Apartheid police chief laced activitst's pants with arsenic

Pretoria, South Africa - (Arse Mess): A former South African police minister and his ex-police chief pleaded guilty today to an innovative attempt to murder black anti-apartheid activist Frank Chikane by lacing his pants with arsenic.

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Funny story: Senior Policeman Found Guilty Of Serious Sexual Acts

Senior Policeman Found Guilty Of Serious Sexual Acts

A senior police officer who met a woman for sex in a London hotel whilst on duty, has been cleared of a serious misconduct charge.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Sues Santa Monica Police Department

Lindsay Lohan Sues Santa Monica Police Department

Lindsay Lohan, recently arrested for allegedly assaulting her fired assistants mother in a parking lot in Santa Monica, DUI and drug possession has countered the charges with a lawsuit for harassment, unreasonable search and seizure and making me t...

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Funny story: Police To Shoot Climate Protesters

Police To Shoot Climate Protesters

Next Tuesday's climate change demonstrations at Heathrow airport are likely to make the headlines for all the wrong reasons.

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Funny story: Bank robbery filmed on CCTV - Portugese police stumped

Bank robbery filmed on CCTV - Portugese police stumped

A 35 year old man was filmed robbing a bank in the Portuguese town of Praia da Luz by CCTV cameras.

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Funny story: Loud Man Arrested - People Cannot believe he was not a serial killer

Loud Man Arrested - People Cannot believe he was not a serial killer

In Montreal police officers arrested a loud man for breaching the peace yesterday. His neighbours were all nervous of him, but he was simply arrested for playing music too loudly.

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