New Yawn (US&A): After a great run of form in the reality T.V singing competition American Idle, vocal witch Jordin Sparks has decided to retire from the music world to pursue another cherished profe...
NEW YORK CITY - Accusations that have been buzzing owners' offices and coach's meeting rooms have finally been confirmed. This year's NFL draft has been cancelled.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) During a press conference with Bills' long time owner and CEO Peter B. Heartless; he declared that the roomers are true.
Brett Favre had demanded that he be traded by the Green Bay Packers. The desire comes from the team not making a deal to bring controversial wide receiver Randy Moss to the Wisconson city. "Since the team isn't trying to get newer, better...
Former Boston College, CFL, and NFL quarterback Doug Flutie has entered three different Hall of Fames in one week. First, the Canadian Football League honored their former six time MVP with admission as their first non Canada native. Then, the coll...
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is in trouble again. Police raided his home in a search for drugs and discovered 66 pit bulls used for dog fighting and all of the associated equipment and tools. Vick denied knowledge of the animals or the...
Dana Altman resigned as the head basketball coach to take the multi-million dollar a year job running the hoops program at the University of Arkansas. One day later, he quit and returned to his lower paying job at Creighton.
Adam "Pacman" Jones of the Tennessee Titans had received discipline from the NFL for his recent actions off of the football field. In "conduct detrimental to the game," Jones was arrested ten times in the past two years, includin...
Not long ago, NFL quarterback Tom Brady broke up with his long time hot girlfirend (the one that did all of the credit card commercials with him). Then, she announced that she was pregnant with his child. This did not bring them back together. B...
The World Cup will never again be staged in England if FIFA President Pratt Bleeps has his way.
Cincinnati, OH- Cincinnati Bengals' owner, Mike Brown, has decided to roll with the times by changing the Bengals traditional orange and black striped uniforms to detention-orange jumpsuits with horizontal black bars.Brown described players as be...
In the weeks following the manliest event in American sports there has been much debate over the offensive "gayification" of our beloved Super Bowl advertisements.
Indianapolis - Basking in the after-glow of a resounding Super Bowl victory, Head Coach, Tony Dungy disclosed the closely guarded secret to the Colt's playoff winning strategy: "We hired Dr. Phil as our Defensive Coordinator".
For the first time in NFL history, a black head coach has led a team to the Super Bowl. For the first time in NFL history, he will also face another black head coach on the opposite sideline.
The NFL announced their Class of 2007 Hall of Fame Inductees. The group will be introduced at the Super Bowl on February 4th.
Eugene, OR - The University of Oregon is making a ripple this week in the PAC-10 pond. Due to insistent pressure from the school's alumni association, the university has funded a commission to select a new mascot for the school's many sports...
Peyton Manning's thumb on his passing hand, injured in a helmet connection with a teammate on a pass play, will play a critical role in the February 4th Super Bowl game. Manning, the quarterback for the AFC's Indianapolis Colts, may not have...
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