(MUSICMAN PRESS) During a press conference with Bills' long time owner and CEO Peter B. Heartless; he declared that the roomers are true.
"It is simply time for us stop all the slang and slurred speech that has threatened the very livelihood of our nation.
The 2007-2008 Buffalo squad shall be known as the Buffalo Williams." In addition to the new name several new team rules will be enforced. Heartless listed a number of which including no "street clothes" allowed on team property.
"This means you will come to every practice, team meeting and game fully dressed out in full pads. If anyone a problem with this just keep in mind your football players. What is wrong with being proud of that fact and looking like football players off the field?"
At this point a group of players rushed the podium and knocked Heartless unconscious. They were quickly taken away and arrested. Heartless was sent to the hospital and is currently listed in stable condition.