What do you get when you create a show that merges "Law and Order" with "Murder One", ABC's mid-90's Daniel Benzali vehicle that rocketed absolutely no one to stardom? A flaming pile of sh-t that will defile Tivos nationwide this September. AMC wishes to introduce you to "The Killing", their dramatic hope-to-nab-some-Emmy-nominations caja de mierda for the fall 2010 season. "The Killing", as it...
A reality television show that will test its participants to the maximum debuts this week on new American cable channel Sicko. Zoophobia challenges ten members of the public to survive as long as possible in a small, inescapable enclosure filled w...
Spike TV is branching out, and finding new and different ways to exploit children. The network's new show, "Half Pint Brawlers" features a bunch of second graders who wrestle each other. Children compete in a round-robin type tournament, and win age...
Larry King flew to the side of his estranged wife today after reports she was found in a near coma like state after overdosing upon hearing rumours of a late night tryst between her wrinkled husband, and the much wrinkled crone Thomas who recently...
TV's talent Mogul Simon Cowell is set to sell off the rights to all of his 'talent' shows after a high court battle with a beauty salon who wax the hopefuls' hairy hero. Cowell who has publicly admitted he waxes large portions of his body, includi...
Miquita Oliver is to star in a Channel 4 special of programme 'Faking It' after a massive music blunder. The T4 presenter who touted for Kurt Cobain to be voted as 'Best Singer' in a BBC poll stropped after he failed to win. The supposed grunge...
Sky has announced that it will going legal with the sellers of the Virgin Media channels. The Board of Directors at BSkyB have expressed their disappointment (and we would guess embarrassment) at being ripped off over the deal. Once the sale ha...
The BBC's tepid foray into underclass humour has suffered a set back even before the first show is due to be aired. The so called 'likeable' chav Lee Nelson (aka Simon Brodkin) was involved in a fracas with a californian singer that nearly cost hi...
Spiritualist Derek Acorah is set to attempt a TV first by contacting the spirit of Phil Collins' pet dog. 'Buster', a 10-year-old German Shepherd, died in 2005 after mistaking a small land-mine for a Frisbee, and pop-star Collins is eager to hear...
According to an Entertainment Weekly survey Homer Simpson has been voted the greatest TV and Film character of the last 20 years. This is particularly poignant for England as it has long been known in celebrity circles that despite Homer being a U...
LOS ANGELES - The Shortcake Production Company which owns the rights to the television sit-com Diff'rent Strokes starring Gary Coleman has just announced to the entertainment media that the old comedy show is being shown throughout the world 24/7.
BCB (British Corporation for Broadcasting) archaeologists have uncovered a previously unknown sitcom script while excavating a desk in the BCB London studios. The script was written in 1974 and is a comedy drama based around a police station. It is e...
Former Diff'rent Strokes television star and later California gubernatorial candidate Gary Coleman has died, height 4'2", of stroke following a violent altercation involving a carnival ride he was deemed too short to ride. Mr Coleman was taken to...
Bargain website DealsWhatAreHot.web has found its meagre web-traffic more than double over the last few hours after finding a sneaky way to get a Sony Full HD 1080p television for under £14.99. The television in question is a Sony KDL-46WE5, often...
HOUSTON - The runners-up on Dancing With The Stars, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews appeared on the Houston morning TV show, Howdy Y'all Hiya Doin'? Maksim was asked by the show's co-host Bonnie Candlebox how it felt to come in second to Nico...
The final episode of US TV drama Lost will be screened in the UK at 5am in a global simulcast designed to thwart piracy. However, our research shows that the producers have been somewhat optimistic with their ratings forecast, and that 99.76% of Brit...
London - (Fisticuffs): The Beeb's new reality tv season has debuted with Jonathan Ross re-enacting classic scenes from the cult movie Fight Club. Switching from monotone Norton default mode the iconic presenter initiated guests Ross Noble and Gary...
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