(Center of the Universe, NYC) -- The Son of God, Paradise, and Prince of Darkness, Hades, were locked in a bidding war last night as NBC announced that the time slot occupied pre 4/11 by former Shock Jock Don Imus would be available to other responsi...
(West Wing) -- In the wake of broadcaster NBC's sacking of Shock Jock Don Imus, 67, there is growing concern in entertainment and political circles that a new wave of sensitivity and tolerance, or at least political correctness, may be on the ris...
(30 ROCK) -- A week after Shock Jock and Rapper Wannabe Don Imus first used a slur referring to student athletes that has plunged the US into a 24/7 discussion of race, sex, respect, and tolerance during a week holy to Christians, Muslims, & Jews, N...
(SEACAUCUS, NJ) -- CBS Radio and MSNBC talk show host, shock jock, and gangsta rap aficionado Don Imus, 83 (liver, 113) has told members of his immediate family, a few perplexed kids at the Imus ranch, a company of marines working out at the Imus Int...
(SEACAUCUS, NJ) --Syndicated MSNBC shock jock Dom Imus, recently suspended two weeks for a controversial on-air description of female African American student basketball players at Rutgers University as "nappy headed ho's," today receiv...
(Hollywood) -- Yesterday afternoon the widow and adult children of Mr. H. Dumpty, late of Brentwood, filed suit seeking damages from The King's Horses, The King's Men, et al. alleging (1) failure to put the decedent, Mr. Dumpty, back together...
(MIDLAND, TX) -- Texas's historic Permian Basin oil deposits were discovered yesterday to have a hidden reserve below the 15,000 foot level that experts speculate could fuel the US and the world in perpetuity.
(Baghdad) -- After a third day of protests calling for the US to withdraw from Iraq, today the United States in a surprise move, withdrew. The move came as protests did the unthinkable in this war-torn capital -- actually uniting Sunnis, Shiites, &...
WASHINGTON -- The remaining employees of the United States Department of Justice submitted their resignations yesterday, becoming the third-ranking through the 35,473rd-ranking Justice Department aides to quit in the aftermath of the firings of eight...
The Rose Garden, April 7 -- Newly-named Ambassador to France Barney (R-Terrier) strenuously denied charges that he discharged "all over the oval office."...
Hollyweird April 6 -- Titanic Director, theologian, & Geraldo-wanna-be James Cameron will release an Easter-eve featurette on You-Tube that proves conclusively that Jesus of Nazareth and Osama Bin Laden of the Riyadh & Geneve Bin Ladens are brothers.
London, April 6 -- An hour into a news conference on Iran's stunning release of 15 British marines and sailors it had captured in the Persian Gulf and held for almost two weeks after repeatedly saying "Nih, Nih, Nih," two British marine...
Miami, April 6 - In a bizarre twist of fate, a cruise ship has returned after a 14-day trip -- without incident. No outbreak of disease, influenza, food-borne, navigational, or other incident at sea was reported. None. Zilch. Butkiss.
Washington, DC, April 5 - With Congress away for the Easter holiday, President George W. Bush has appointed "First Dog" Barney (R-Terrier) ambassador to France. Expecting a difficult confirmation hearing before the Senate Foreign Relation...
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