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Funny story: Jade's Making a Mint

Jade's Making a Mint

It couldn't get any worse you may have been thinking? However a source has revealed a new turn in the grubby fate of Ms. Goody.

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Funny story: Stallone and Rooney: A Night to remember

Stallone and Rooney: A Night to remember

Rocky star Sylvester Stallone and Champion Soccer chimp, Wayne Rooney sparked debate on Merseyside after a weekend of hell raising following the 'tinsel town' sluggers visit recently.

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Funny story: Heather on the prowl?

Heather on the prowl?

Heather Mills-McCartney, estranged wife of the ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has been spotted in and around Channel 4 studios, it is alleged.

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Funny story: Race for White House: Auditions Planned

Race for White House: Auditions Planned

The White House has hatched a new plan to manage the issue of non-voters it was revealed today.

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Funny story: Downing Street Denies Secret E Mail account

Downing Street Denies Secret E Mail account

In a dramatic twist in the latest 'Cash for Peerages' debacle, Downing Street was today denying that it has a secret communication system for exclusive use by the premier and his aides.

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Funny story: Actor in Blood Bank Blunder

Actor in Blood Bank Blunder

Actor and 'hard throb' Sean Bean was at the heart of a health blunder today.

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Funny story: Ian 'H' Watkins wants summit with Sir Elton

Ian 'H' Watkins wants summit with Sir Elton

Ian 'H' Watkins current celebrity housemate in the Big Brother House, has expressed a wish to have talks with Champion Homosexual Sir Elton John, it was revealed today.

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Funny story: Big Brother Eviction Plans unveiled

Big Brother Eviction Plans unveiled

Plans for Friday nights eviction have been leaked to The Spoof today from an inside source.

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Funny story: Failing Comics plunder online humour sites

Failing Comics plunder online humour sites

Online humour sites which showcase the work and talent of casual hobby comedians, has been plagued with hits from flagging comedians and writers it was revealed.

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Funny story: Toilet troubles plague BB backroom staff

Toilet troubles plague BB backroom staff

Further trouble has hit the seemingly jinxed Celebrity Big Brother House last night as a behind the scenes technician has been caught interfering with the celeb's lavatories.

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Funny story: Celebrity Medium to join Big Brother House

Celebrity Medium to join Big Brother House

News of a new twist in the life of the Z listers was revealed today. Celebrity, and currently 45,000th most influential person in the world, Derek Acorah, Psychic Medium best known for his work on LivingTV's 'Most Haunted', is set to join...

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Funny story: Jermaine in Battery Crisis

Jermaine in Battery Crisis

Jermaine Jackson, one of the Celebrity Big Brother contestants and face of the new Brylcreem "a nouit" range of traditional hair products, was denied vital supplies of his battery pack in a cynical twist to the drama from within ca...

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Funny story: Home Office Steps in To Save Goody Perfume

Home Office Steps in To Save Goody Perfume

The Home Office today launched a rescue bid to save the Perfume marketed by Jade Goody, of Big Brother infamy.

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