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Funny story: Unrelenting Hoax-Call DJ's in Spoof Apology

Unrelenting Hoax-Call DJ's in Spoof Apology

The Australian DJ's whose prank call led to the death of a nurse have continued their spoofing antics with a tongue in cheek parody of an apology live on Australian TV. Mel Greig and Michael Christian once again displayed their convincing acting a...

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Funny story: PFA Chief accused of Shifting the Goal-posts with Additional Netting proposal

PFA Chief accused of Shifting the Goal-posts with Additional Netting proposal

PFA Chief Gordon Taylor has been criticised for attempting to move the goalposts after he suggested the introduction of further nets around the pitch, in the wake of yesterdays dour Manchester derby. Glorified shop-steward Taylor suggested the rev...

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Funny story: Olympic Stadium to take West Ham to next Level

Olympic Stadium to take West Ham to next Level

West Ham United have been awarded preferred bidder status for the Olympic stadium and are now to be known as Olympique Ham*. The Hammers have been given the green light to enter negotiations to acquire the stadium after they beat off stiff competi...

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Funny story: Public Surprised that Wills "had it in him"

Public Surprised that Wills "had it in him"

As the glorious, unrelenting news of Kate Middleton's pregnancy sinks in, a sense of shock has emanated from sections of the public that William had the spunk for it. We took to the streets of somewhere that's not important to gauge the general feeli...

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Funny story: Princess' Pregnancy Pissing off Paupers

Princess' Pregnancy Pissing off Paupers

As the joyous, wonderful, life-affirming and hugely significant news broke of the Duchess of Cambridge's pregnancy, it emerged soon after that the general public really could not give a flying fuck. Or a grounded one for that matter. Media coverag...

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Funny story: Chelsea Deny bringing in Second Hopeless Manager to assist First one

Chelsea Deny bringing in Second Hopeless Manager to assist First one

Chelsea have moved quickly to deny rumours they are looking to bring Avram Grant back to the club to assist permanently interim boss Rafael Benitez. Reports suggest Roman Abramovich is keen on bringing the Israeli back to Stamford Bridge to bright...

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Funny story: 18-Month Inquiry and 2000-page Report into Poor Press standards calls for Better Press standards

18-Month Inquiry and 2000-page Report into Poor Press standards calls for Better Press standards

Lord Justice Leveson has concluded his inquiry and subsequent report into questionable Press standards, commemorated by the customary photograph of him standing statesman-like with the report under his arm. The Judge's report on the industry was c...

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Funny story: Comedian takes over Bank of England

Comedian takes over Bank of England

It has been confirmed that a Comedian will replace Tubbs from the League of Gentlemen-lookalike Mervyn King as the Governor of the Bank of England. In a surprise move the Chancellor announced the unknown Comedian as the new head, before adding tha...

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Funny story: SFA search for Miracle Worker

SFA search for Miracle Worker

Craig Levein's sacking as Scotland manager has set in motion the search for a new man to blame for an average group of players. As yet the SFA search has yielded, ironically enough, SFA. Gordon Strachan is the early frontrunner for the job and is...

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Funny story: Robbie...something 'not relevant' for some Radio station

Robbie...something 'not relevant' for some Radio station

Has-been singer Robbie Williams has been branded a has-been by has-been radio station Radio 1 in what has been an eventful week for the has-been. In a move which is only twenty years too late and in the same week that one of their DJs read out a m...

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Funny story: BBC to investigate BBC over BBC not investigating BBC

BBC to investigate BBC over BBC not investigating BBC

The BBC have announced that the BBC will investigate the BBC after the BBC dropped a BBC report last year into several stories of alleged abuse by Jimmy Savile at the BBC. BBC political programme Newsnight carried out a six week investigation las...

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Funny story: Pressure builds on Villas-Boas, to clear his throat

Pressure builds on Villas-Boas, to clear his throat

Tottenham Hotspur manager Andre Villas-Boas is facing mounting pressure from fans to have his throat cleared by his next interview. Listeners and viewers to the Portuguese's interviews have been mildly grossed out by his phlegm filled larynx since...

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Funny story: Lame Duck leaves Pathetic Pond

Lame Duck leaves Pathetic Pond

Stereotypical Tory and Chief pussy whipped Andrew Mitchell has eventually bowed to plebeian pressure and fallen on his Caesarian sword. The lamest of lame ducks was clinging on to his position like an alcoholic's giro after most definitely brandi...

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Funny story: Grinning McKinnon Winning

Grinning McKinnon Winning

Supreme computer nerd and absolute legend Andy McKinnon has escaped extradition to the US to face hacking charges, giving weight to the assertion that geeks shall inherit the earth. After a ten year saga McKinnon has resisted the wishes of the mos...

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Funny story: Shock rumbles on at Savile

Shock rumbles on at Savile

The sense of shock and disbelief at the recent revelation about Jimmy Savile is still palpable around the nation and in media circles. The general public have been left stunned with amazement as Jill, a sales manager Bristol noted, "I was stunned.

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Funny story: New FA Centre of Excellence replaces Centre of Mediocrity

New FA Centre of Excellence replaces Centre of Mediocrity

The home of English football in the shape of the £100 million centre of excellence has been unveiled, replacing the previous centre of mediocrity model. St Georges Park will provide a base and state of the art facilities like balls, bibs and cones...

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Funny story: Twonk Tweets 'Twats' to Tits then Told off

Twonk Tweets 'Twats' to Tits then Told off

Ashley Cole has been charged with bringing the game into disrepute/improper Conduct over his abusive tweets towards the FA. Cole is said to be devastated at his life being turned upside down and having his good reputation besmirched. The Chelsea l...

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