Written by Talking Tic-Tacs

Thursday, 6 December 2012

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An outfit which gets Wills Willy going

As the glorious, unrelenting news of Kate Middleton's pregnancy sinks in, a sense of shock has emanated from sections of the public that William had the spunk for it. We took to the streets of somewhere that's not important to gauge the general feeling.

Jack Curtainrail commented, "Well you gotta give him credit, I always thought he would've had about as much virility as a little girl."

While Colin Radiator cruelly added, "Well done son! Pretty impressive for a Prince who's less aesthetically pleasing than the Frog."

Not all of the Kingdom are quite as taken with the news however, as Guy Rope quipped, "I wouldn't care even if Will was doing her up the shite pipe and she was pregnant with a hybrid foetus-turd. Does he though?"

Next was Tracey Lamppost who was full of praise for the Prince and his ably equipped penis, "I think it's absolutely brilliant, he should be knighted."

Gary Gardenhose was certainly less generous with his summation, "That Will lad, Christ, his hair's thinning quicker than a belemic Muslim during Ramadan, but you've got to take your hat off to him. Unless you've got a head of hair like his course."

"And that Kate? Phwoar!"

"Oh sorry just noticed a hotty walking down the street there. Anyway yeah that Kate?"

"I wouldn't with yours."

Meanwhile rumours William will be put out to stud have been denied.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Royalty, Royal Baby




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