Hugh Laurie has played Charlie Parker in an episode of "Two and a Half Men". He tells a police officer that his niece won't be 'caught' shop-lifting again and that she is his favourite tax "write-off". Sheen has made an 'epic' deal and has organi...
An admirer of Nicki Minaj asked a friend who was a school friend of hers to give him her email address. The Jack the lad was an admirer of the singer and said that she has 'a bum to die for'. He asked his friend Craig who used to go to a £9,000 a year boarding school with Minaj if he still had her email address. Jake Daniels said in his email "Nicki is so hot I love her big, sexy bum and...
Pop diva Christina Aguilera has been coy when asked about what was on her 'memory card' which she left in a Paris hotel room. Apparently the feisty beauty had taken some candid camera shots of her and her man getting frisky. The pair frolicked an...
Jennifer Lopez has admitted that she has 'no idea' whom Cheryl Cole is but is 'willing to learn'. The Latin beauty has been hosting a rival talent show to the US X-Factor and doesn't have a clue who Cheryl is. It would appear that no one in the U...
A source has said that worried shrinks think that Simon is 'losing it' over having to make a decision about X-Factor panel on both US and UK shows. Apparently Cowell has had terrible migraines and is in a hell of indecision. Medics are worried that...
In his latest rant Sheen has branded his ex-wife Denise Richards as a 'kidnapper and a vile dog thief.' Sheen said the would attack her with 'napalm and dragon's blood'. In a worrying new 'melt down' Sheen has threatened Denise and referred to he...
Geeky Labour leader Ed Miliband is set to marry in May. However, he has not asked brother David to be his best man and is not having one at all. Cynical political journalists are saying the wedding is just 'a stunt' to please any old 'fuddy duddi...
Cheryl has said that she does not want to go back on to UK X-Factor as a judge after becoming a big 'talent' in the US. Simon Cowell as good as 'promised' her a place on the panel of US X-Factor. Cheryl is angered that he promised her something whi...
Jordan has cracked America and is to present a new show in the summer. In the show she has to transform an unpromising geek into a sexy stud. The television executives were shocked by the sarcasm and rudeness of her blunt put-downs of the unfortuna...
The Oscar winning actress has been slated by her 'body' double for not given her any praise or recognition for her ballet dancing. Sarah Parker did '95%' of the ballet dancing in the film where Portman portrays a 'psychotic' ballet dancer. Natali...
A spokesman for Charlie Sheen has not hired literary rep Peter McGuigan despite the agent touting for business with publishers to sell a Sheen Memoir. Publishers have not bought the memoirs because of Sheen's 'unpredictable behaviour' and the high...
It has emerged that love rat Justin Timberlake has split with 'on-off' girlfriend Jessica Biel after she threw an 'awkward' party for him and gave a gushing speech. In her eulogy Biel admitted when she first fancied Justin she 'stalked him' for week...
Rock star Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade, has decided to leave her partner and to move to England from the party island of Ibiza. The fashion designer and jewellery maker has decided that she needs to concentrate on being a good 'mum' even though he...
Charlie Sheen is said to be going onto the Piers Morgan show to give him the latest scoop on his crisis. The 'Two and a Half Man' star is said to be looking forward to meeting Piers who he refers to as that 'cool Brit'. He said he is planning on...
The advent of a full moon has caused a state of emergency in some remote parts of Idaho. In Lake Stanley and the surrounding area the locals are stocking up with extra provisions in order to survive for the next few weeks. Legend has it that ev...
Amanda Knox has been given fresh hope when a prosecution witness was discredited as being unreliable. Tramp and drug addict Antonio Curatolo had originally stated that when he had seen Amanda Knox and Raffaelo Solicito, 25, they had been waiting for...
There is going to be a special scientific facility to study yetis. The yeti is a homanid form which is a sub-branch of the humanoid form. There have been reports of yetis, abominable snowmen and 'big foot' in various remote mountainous areas of the world with dense forestation. The creatures are sub-human and are able to 'mate' with humans and it is speculated that there are yeti descendant...
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