Written by dutch

Sunday, 27 March 2011

Charlie Sheen is said to be going onto the Piers Morgan show to give him the latest scoop on his crisis.

The 'Two and a Half Man' star is said to be looking forward to meeting Piers who he refers to as that 'cool Brit'. He said he is planning on taking some of his latest merchandise onto the show to give out to the pretty girls in the audience.

Sheen has cashed in on his notoriety and has become 'hot' and everyone wants to own a Charlie Sheen 'Tiger Blood' T-Shirt.

His printed T-shirts with his famous sayings have been selling like hot cakes and have been flying off the shelved. He has got T-shirts with a printed portrait of him on with 'Adonis Blood' and 'I am a drug called Charlie Sheen'.

The T-shirts are good quality and have tasteful printed pictures of Charlie giving his famous interview to the blond 'cutie' on 'Good Morning America.'

Charlie is said to be proud of the 'Winning Song' and lyrics which has been incredibly popular with teenagers who roar with laughter when viewing it especially when he says 'If you had my brain dude you couldn't handle it....your head would explode'.

Sheen has become a modern icon and is in great demand on talk shows and is television gold. Usually Sheen is greeted by cheering applause and once he gave the male chat show host an intimate kiss.

He is a man of contradictions and is full of his own conspiracy theories about 9/11 which he claims was planned by the US government who planned the demolition of the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon. The nerds are having a field day questioning why Building 7 of the World Trade Centre collapsed so neatly as if it had been deliberately be detonated by demolition experts. Sheen said that he was a 'patriot who loves his country' who just has raised questions which everyone is asking but are to afraid to voice publicly.

The star who has 'tiger blood and Adonis DNA is in talks with the producers of the Bat Man films and has been asked to play the Joker and Sheen is to cash in with the biggest role of his film career.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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